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Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 18 2009, 12:20 PM BST

Hiya Gav! Not used to your new face. Sorry. Hug

LOL! Shhhhh I told you bout my surgery in confidence :P

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 18 2009, 12:41 PM BST

I'm reading Great Expectations, Gav. I had to leave it and then go back to it because I found out I had other things to read first. I was hating it, but now really want to know what happens. I seemingly have managed to shelter myself from knowing the ending of this, despite everyone knowing it I'm sure, so please no one tell me!

Sounds like a costume drama. I'm out.

Quote: Gavin @ October 18 2009, 1:11 PM BST

LOL! Shhhhh I told you bout my surgery in confidence :P

Shit! That's right. My apologies. Hope that doesn't blow your cover... :(

Robyn is now continuing with her task of reading all of Shakespeare's sonnets. Hoorah.

Quote: Gavin @ October 18 2009, 10:43 AM BST

Cool what position he play?

He's meant to play left midfield, sort of narrow in the middle though. He mostly floats around where he feels like though and pops up. He got an assist today and a goal, so he's on a run of four goals in four matches. :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 18 2009, 1:54 PM BST

Robyn is now continuing with her task of reading all of Shakespeare's sonnets. Hoorah.

You say that with such enthusiasm... :(

Try:

Shakespeare's sonnets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

(does that help?)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 18 2009, 12:29 PM BST

You iron jumpers? I hardly iron anything.

Is there no end to your talent?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 18 2009, 2:19 PM BST

You say that with such enthusiasm... :(

Try:

Shakespeare's sonnets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

(does that help?)

:( There are 154. All about stupidly similar things.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 18 2009, 2:23 PM BST

:( There are 154. All about stupidly similar things.

I know. I had to read them too. Console

But I'll go out on a limb by saying that I bet your teacher isn't an angry lesbian who hates everybody, especially pregnant single women. That was the case for me and the entire class was on the sonnets, and I was pregnant the entire semester and I was damned adorable as a pregnant student. She hated me.:D

Ellie is off to play Touch Rugby and has come to the conclusion she is very unhappy in London and is going to move away within a year.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 18 2009, 2:28 PM BST

I know. I had to read them too. Console

But I'll go out on a limb by saying that I bet your teacher isn't an angry lesbian who hates everybody, especially pregnant single women. That was the case for me and the entire class was on the sonnets, and I was pregnant the entire semester and I was damned adorable as a pregnant student. She hated me.:D

Wow. Fair enough. "No comment" on my teachers though. They wouldn't be bad comments, just I don't want to post anything that could be misconstrued.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 18 2009, 2:32 PM BST

Wow. Fair enough. "No comment" on my teachers though. They wouldn't be bad comments, just I don't want to post anything that could be misconstrued.

We had one guy that was so incredibly paranoid he would come into the dining hall on the weekends in street clothes and sit near the large groups of students to see if he came up in conversation. 300lb. man in a bright orange sweater trying to look inconspicuous. Didn't work. We were merciless.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 18 2009, 2:29 PM BST

Ellie is off to play Touch Rugby and has come to the conclusion she is very unhappy in London and is going to move away within a year.

Where do you have in mind?

Milton Keynes out skirts.

I've done London and everything I should love about London (nightlife, travel, jobs, lots of people) I hate.

I hate the commute to work, I hate how much it costs and basically hate how many people there are here and that I can't go anywhere without bumping into tourists.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 18 2009, 2:35 PM BST

We had one guy that was so incredibly paranoid he would come into the dining hall on the weekends in street clothes and sit near the large groups of students to see if he came up in conversation. 300lb. man in a bright orange sweater trying to look inconspicuous. Didn't work. We were merciless.

I resent having to read these sonnets to be honest. I'm fed up of indulging Shakespeare, though not of my own will, in his over confident assertion that the brat he wanted to run off with would be read about in years to come. He's [Shakespeare] just so ridiculous to me in these sonnets, praising said youth and saying that his sonnets will do nothing for his own fame, only that of the boy. We don't even know the boy's fricking name, so shut up about him being preserved and not you, you conceited, paranoid idiot.

The teacher sounds awesome though! Laughing out loud Well, to have a giggle at the expense of anyway.

I would never ever live in London. It's all right for a day out, but why the f**k you'd wanna actually live there....

If you southies ever discovered how superior in every way the north is we'd get swamped I'm sure.

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