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Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 17 2009, 7:33 PM BST

Here's CNN's latest:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/16/colourado.balloon.boy/index.html#cnnSTCText

The spelling of Colorado was ruined by Aaron's ham-fisted UK spelling corrector. ;)

Where is the old boy, anyway?

Quote: Moonstone @ October 17 2009, 7:33 PM BST

:O

F**king hell! Paper over a Rembrandt would they! Philistines!

They've done that with a few. :(

Quote: DaButt @ October 17 2009, 7:34 PM BST

How did you get stuck being the balloon girl? Is it because you're the newest employee?

I'm not newest now! There's two people who are newer than me.

It's because I replaced the Saturday guy who went off to somewhere far flung for uni, and he used to do inflation. It's what we sell most of, especially on Saturdays, so someone has to help the balloon artist to do it.

Quote: PhQnix @ October 17 2009, 7:36 PM BST

The Banksy waaaas painted over. I know 'cos I was gonna take Scatters to see it. :$

Angry
Which arse did this! They should be slapped till they're purple!

Quote: DaButt @ October 17 2009, 7:34 PM BST

How did you get stuck being the balloon girl? Is it because you're the newest employee?

I'm not newest now! There's two people who are newer than me.

It's because I replaced the Saturday guy who went off to somewhere far flung for uni, and he used to do inflation. It's what we sell most of, especially on Saturdays, so someone has to help the balloon artist to do it.

Quote: PhQnix @ October 17 2009, 7:36 PM BST

The Banksy waaaas painted over. I know 'cos I was gonna take Scatters to see it. :$

Still so odd when you call me that. :$

Quote: Moonstone @ October 17 2009, 7:25 PM BST

Oi, stop stealing my jokes! Angry

Now then Gavatron! How's the abstinence matey?

Did I steal your joke, I do apologise.

Abstinence?

Quote: Gavin @ October 17 2009, 7:58 PM BST

Did I steal your joke, I do apologise.

Abstinence?

I thought you'd knocked the beer on head?

Quote: Moonstone @ October 17 2009, 8:02 PM BST

I thought you'd knocked the beer on head?

Oh that, yeh all fine. I had a couple last night. I'm going out morrow for a few pints. Part from that cut back by about 3/4 of drinking.

Quote: Gavin @ October 17 2009, 8:07 PM BST

Oh that, yeh all fine. I had a couple last night. I'm going out morrow for a few pints. Part from that cut back by about 3/4 of drinking.

*high fives*

Your brain cells are probably having their own party now.
How's the work going?

Quote: Moonstone @ October 17 2009, 8:36 PM BST

*high fives*

Your brain cells are probably having their own party now.
How's the work going?

It's not at the minute mate suffering an illness which is crippling production at the moment.

Quote: Gavin @ October 17 2009, 9:08 PM BST

It's not at the minute mate suffering an illness which is crippling production at the moment.

:(

You're ok, I hope - nothing we should worry about is it?

Quote: Moonstone @ October 17 2009, 9:18 PM BST

:(

You're ok, I hope - nothing we should worry about is it?

It probably nought matey. Just a wee bit painful, and hard to think properly. Part from that.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 17 2009, 7:39 PM BST

Still so odd when you call me that. :$

It seems logical to me.
Scatological.

Quote: Gavin @ October 17 2009, 9:20 PM BST

Just a wee bit painful, and hard to think properly.

Bloody hell, Gav, get to a doctor!

Quote: JuliaC @ October 17 2009, 9:23 PM BST

Bloody hell, Gav, get to a doctor!

I'll prob book an appointment next week.

Do. :)

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