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I typed in 'help' and got Jam & Jerusalem and Lunch Monkeys, hmmmm!

Yes, strange that.

I have accomplished very little today. Oh well. I have a new avatar. That's gotta count for something, right?

Knock knock.

Cub Scout: "Would you like to buy some popcorn?"

I order a bucket of caramel corn.

Two hours later: Knock knock.

Cub Scout: "Here's your popcorn."

Two minutes later: Knock knock.

Cub Scout: "Can you open the popcorn tonight when you and my parents sit outside so I can eat a bunch of it?"

All of our little Boy Scouts are juvenile delinquents. Seriously. One boy a few houses down was forced to join to see didn't have to spend as much time at juvie.

My neighborhood kids are great. They fetch beers and last night I had a 4-against-one Jedi light saber battle.

Quote: DaButt @ October 17 2009, 7:02 PM BST

My neighborhood kids are great. They fetch beers and last night I had a 4-against-one Jedi light saber battle.

Sounds like my kids. :D

Quote: PhQnix @ October 17 2009, 5:46 PM BST

I have just learnt that Fanta isn't vegetarian which means I can no longer drink it. (Fanta is my favourite drink.) :(

:(!

New quest for me.

Robyn is so tired having been inflating balloons for 8 hours again today, and now can't go out to visit a friend who's home from uni for the weekend, because she has no way to get home. :(

I'd give you a ride, but you'd have to wait a while...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 17 2009, 7:11 PM BST

Robyn is so tired having been inflating balloons for 8 hours again today, and now can't go out to visit a friend who's home from uni for the weekend, because she has no way to get home. :(

Should've kept some of those balloons.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 17 2009, 7:13 PM BST

Should've kept some of those balloons.

That's been sooo overdone lately... :(

Ha! :D

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 17 2009, 7:14 PM BST

That's been sooo overdone lately... :(

:D

What's the latest, was it all the Dad's idea? He looks like the type. (Sort-of adopting my Mum's method of justice there, but... well, he does.)

I haven't followed it too closely, but I guess the whole thing's got a life of its own now. There's talk of taking the kids...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 17 2009, 7:11 PM BST

Robyn is so tired having been inflating balloons for 8 hours again today,

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