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10 Worst Movies I Was Forced to Go See While on Dates:

1. Ghosts of Mars
2. Executive Decision
3. Broken Arrow
4. Gigli (please don't mock me... Teary )
5. The Perfect Storm
6. Collateral Damage
7. To Wong Foo...
8. Powder
9. She's All That
10. Summer Catch

That's roughly 20 hours of my life that I'll never get back. :(

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 17 2009, 11:52 AM BST

Lost in Translation, the bore fest where nothing happens

What a dull film indeed. Ooh, an American goes to Asia and experiences culture shock and feels old and out of place. Wow!

Top 10 Doctor Who Stories (in no particular order and all vintage Who)

1. Pyramids of Mars
2. Curse of Fenric
3. Genesis of The Daleks
4. The Five Doctors
5. City of Death
6. Talons of Weng Chiang
7. Carnival of Monsters
8. Doctor Who and The Silurians
9. Robots of Death
10. The Caves of Androzani

Quote: Kenneth @ October 17 2009, 12:57 PM BST

What a dull film indeed. Ooh, an American goes to Asia and experiences culture shock and feels old and out of place. Wow!

Plus, Scarlett Johansson's character is really just an annoying, selfish, snotty little madam when it comes down to it. (Apparently not too dissimilar to the writer/director of the film, Sofia Coppola.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 17 2009, 1:04 PM BST

Plus, Scarlett Johansson's character is really just an annoying, selfish, snotty little madam when it comes down to it. (Apparently not too dissimilar to the writer/director of the film, Sofia Coppola.)

...who was horrible in The Godfather III. Horrible.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 17 2009, 1:05 PM BST

...who was horrible in The Godfather III. Horrible.

To be fair to her, the whole film was horrible. But yes, nepotism is pretty much always a bad thing. She was good in Godfather II though, as 'Child On Ship' and The Cotton Club as 'Child In Street'. And she showed her range playing a baby boy (Michael Jr) in the original Godfather.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 17 2009, 1:09 PM BST

To be fair to her, the whole film was horrible. But yes, nepotism is pretty much always a bad thing. She was good in Godfather II though, as 'Child On Ship' and The Cotton Club as 'Child In Street'. And she showed her range playing a baby boy (Michael Jr) in the original Godfather.

Probably her best work...

Top ten drunken expolits:

1. Stealing a kebab.
2. Bringing a scaffolding frame into a pub.
3. Hitting someone with a traffic cone.
4. Dialling 999 to say a bomb had been planted and that the codeword was ballbag.
5. Peeing on the door handle of a cop car whilst they were in someone's house.
6. Falling asleep underneath a parked car.
7. Dismantling a keep left sign and then launching it through the window of a Salvation Army charity shop.
8. Asking a female student what she was studying, to which she replied 'business.' Then saying to her, 'Do you want to go into the bedroom so we can talk business?'
9. Being asked to leave a nightclub as I was wearing ripped jeans and DM boots. Going outside the place and having a friend pass his clothes out the toilet window. Dressing in his clothes and getting back in for a while until I was spotted having changed back into my own gear.
10. Waking my parent's up by going into their room and pissing on the floor.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 17 2009, 2:01 PM BST

Top ten drunken expolits:

9. Being asked to leave a nightclub as I was wearing ripped jeans and DM boots. Going outside the place and having a friend pass his clothes out the toilet window. Dressing in his clothes and getting back in for a while until I was spotted having changed back into my own gear.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 17 2009, 2:01 PM BST

8. Asking a female student what she was studying, to which she replied 'business.' Then saying to her, 'Do you want to go into the bedroom so we can talk business?'

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 17 2009, 2:01 PM BST

drunken expolits:

1. Stealing a kebab.
2. Bringing a scaffolding frame into a pub.
3. Hitting someone with a traffic cone.
4. Dialling 999 to say a bomb had been planted and that the codeword was ballbag.
5. Peeing on the door handle of a cop car whilst they were in someone's house.
6. Falling asleep underneath a parked car.
7. Dismantling a keep left sign and then launching it through the window of a Salvation Army charity shop.
10. Waking my parent's up by going into their room and pissing on the floor.

You make some good arguments for prohibition.

The only person to get hurt, or thing to get damaged, in my top ten drunken exploits is me.

Top ten things I miss

  1. Me teeth
  2. Being able to read small print
  3. English draught beer
  4. Donna Kebabs
  5. Sex
  6. Channel 4
  7. Pork pies
  8. Ignorant people
  9. Road rage
  10. Drunken revellers

Nice formatting.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 17 2009, 12:32 PM BST

My Top 10 films that were over hyped beyond all human comprehension.../

No mention of Schindler's List? I swear this only got the Oscars for being shot in black and white and being all about genocide. Had the same level of performance been had from a comedy, no-one would have cared.

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