Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 17 2009, 1:51 AM BSTHave you been sucking off Jonathan Meades again Badge?
Come on, RC, we've all done it.
Unfortunately my efforts didn't satisfy Mr Meades' exacting standards and I'm mentioned disparagingly in his new BBC Four documentary on 'uninspiring experiences in the world of modern-day fellatio'. 
Quote: Badge @ October 17 2009, 1:53 AM BSTEpic fail, Walker. Because if Andie was going on scat porn sites, the screen would have been covered in shit in the old days. Unless she was going to crappy scat porn sites (if that isn't tautological).
The prosecution rests.
Well your both wrong - scat porn is faked. It's all peanut butter, Nutella and Mars Bars.
Personally, I think the Cadbury's Picnic has the most realistic poo shape.
Or so I've read. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 17 2009, 1:52 AM BSTTim, I don't look at porn sites...
Oh, but you seem to know that they exist on the internet! 
No further questions, Your Honour. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 17 2009, 1:54 AM BSTCome on, RC, we've all done it.
Unfortunately my efforts didn't satisfy Mr Meades' exacting standards and I'm mentioned disparagingly in his new BBC Four documentary on 'uninspiring experiences in the world of modern-day fellatio'.
In my world Jonathan Meades is the 'Guv'nor' when it comes to the arts. Brian Sewell, Tom Paulin and Tony Parsons aren't fit to kiss his intellectual Brogues. If Charlie Brooker and Jean Paul Sartre ever had a love child, Jonathan Meades would be his name.
Pop up images showing details of the items for sale. Not shit. Men are so literal.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 17 2009, 2:00 AM BSTIn my world Jonathan Meades is the 'Guv'nor' when it comes to the arts. Brian Sewell, Tom Paulin and Tony Parsons aren't fit to kiss his intellectual Brogues. If Charlie Brooker and Jean Paul Sartre ever had a love child, Jonathan Meades would be his name.
I don't even know who he is. I thought all documentaries were presented by celebrities nowadays. Has he been on Big Brother?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 17 2009, 2:01 AM BSTMen are so literal.
And women, bless'em, are so vague.
But we are so much better at being vague...
Quote: Badge @ October 17 2009, 2:02 AM BSTI don't even know who he is. I thought all documentaries were presented by celebrities nowadays. Has he been on Big Brother?
He pops up regularly on BBC Four and for the uniniated, have a look at his take on Surrealism -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv3v8qjLSyU
Be warned though, he is an intellectual power house but not in a horrible French way. You'll also see where Screenwipe stole it's visual style and delivery.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 17 2009, 2:07 AM BSTBut we are so much better at being vague...
In what way? I don't follow you...
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 17 2009, 2:12 AM BSTIn what way? I don't follow you...
Sounds like a recent argument I had...
Andrea, where abouts in the States do you live?
New York state, the Finger Lakes region.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 17 2009, 2:17 AM BSTNew York state, the Finger Lakes region.
*sniggers*
Quote: Badge @ October 17 2009, 2:20 AM BST*sniggers*
What?!?
