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New Suzie Cocktail video!

Here you go sugat tits...

http://www.youtube.com/suziecocktail#p/u/0/InlTVJIhbbo

With lust,

Suzie Cocktail www.suziecocktail.com

Thank God! I've been counting the days...

Hooray! I haven't slept waiting for this.

Too be perfectly honest why are you bothering? There's obviously some proper time or money going into this, but not much thought or humour.

And the accent sounds like your swallowing a shaved, ashmatic gerbil.

This is so poor I only watch in the vague hope that writing and acting this poor is a run into a cheap grot film. And frankly your pretty hot...with the volume off.

What are 'sugat tits'? Is this some garden bird I've never heard of?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 16 2009, 7:37 PM BST

What are 'sugat tits'?

Capezzoli di Venere?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 16 2009, 7:37 PM BST

What are 'sugat tits'?

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? Maybe.

Sid James is still alive? :O

I think a collaboration between Suzie Cocktail and James Cotter could result in something wonderful.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 16 2009, 7:37 PM BST

What are 'sugat tits'? Is this some garden bird I've never heard of?

It's a type of breakfast cereal. Not kosher though.

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Quote: Kenneth @ October 17 2009, 12:35 AM BST

I think a collaboration between Suzie Cocktail and James Cotter could result in something wonderful.

A collision between the comedy stylings of Cocktail and Cotter? :O

You'd need a comedy sensor with the precision of the monitoring equipment at the Large Hadron Collider to detect such subtle and layered moments of hilarity.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 17 2009, 12:35 AM BST

I think a collaboration between Suzie Cocktail and James Cotter could result in something wonderful.

If you get Suzie's people to contact my people we'll see.

By people, do you mean parents?

Quote: Ben @ October 18 2009, 8:05 PM BST

By people, do you mean parents?

:| Yes I do.

Quote: Ben @ October 18 2009, 8:05 PM BST

By people, do you mean parents?

:D

Quote: Ben @ October 18 2009, 8:05 PM BST

By people, do you mean parents?

Not sure why James is still getting a hard time on here, he is a talented lad that has alot of ambition and he needs direction, he is young , so what.

Then again, it is a cut throat industry, so that means we must banish him away just so he cannot become successful, is that how it works people?

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 18 2009, 8:49 PM BST

:D

My point.

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