No posts from me for a while. Thought of this and will await the torrent of abuse that follows.
The ideas for radio, format for radio is wrong I know.
JEREMY VINE:
After allegations that Sinn Fein officials were involved in gathering information for terrorist targeting, the Unionists have made it clear they can't work with them and the government announced the Stormont Executive would be suspended. We are joined now by Martin McGuinness of Sinn Fein. Is disbandment the logical conclusion of where this was all heading, Mr McGuinness?
MM:
I don't have a difficulty with that. Certainly, our strategy within Sinn Fein is to bring about a situation where we can see the end of all armed groups within our society. The big challenge is how we get to that position.
JV:
Yes, and that's the big issue facing Ireland and the peace process at present?
JV:
Um...yes?
JV:
Oh right. What about Jonathan and Edward then?
MM:
Jonathan and Edward from X factor?
JV:
Yes. What does Sinn Fein propose to do about them?
MM:
We don't have a political stance on anything X factor related.
JV:
Come on Martin, read between the lines. Do the right thing.
MM:
This interview is over.
FX MARTIN REMOVING MICS AND WALKING OFF
JV:
(SHOUTING)You can't stop at Gately, take out Keating... then he'll get the message.
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