There are two types of men...
...Doctor Who fans and heterosexuals.
Give it a Punchline. Page 2
There are two types of men...
...those evil, selfish, heartless bastards who broke your heart, and me, baby.
My favourite game when I was growing up was..
Kick a Gyppo.
They never play that these days, it's all Playstations & X Boxes.
Babestation* and Sex Boxes*
Next weeks episode
Doctor Who and the..f**k are you lookin' at?!
Next week's episode: Dr Who and the Knock-Knock Jokers
So I picked my numbers, filled in my ticket and...handed in my benefit claim.
Yes we're a close family.. say Siamese quintuplets.
How many iPhone users does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them...
One to change the bulb, and the rest to finger their own smug arseholes.
Sorry - off topic. As you were!
Quote: Lee Henman @ October 15 2009, 11:47 PM BSTHow many iPhone users does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them...One to change the bulb, and the rest to finger their own smug arseholes.
Wouldn't they have an app for it?
Quote: Lee Henman @ October 15 2009, 11:47 PM BSTHow many iPhone users does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them...One to change the bulb, and the rest to finger their own smug arseholes.
Sorry - off topic. As you were!
It's not off topic Lee
you can add a feedline whenever.
How many I phone users does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb? I've got an Iphone.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 15 2009, 11:56 PM BSTIt's not off topic Lee
you can add a feedline whenever.How many I phone users does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb? I've got an Iphone.
Your punchline is flawed - surely they'd never say "I've got an Iphone"? 
My favourite game when I was growing up was when I'd turn to mum and quietly mutter 'Lufy Liu', then she'd turn to Dad and say 'Bruth Lee'. We loved a game of Chinese Lispers.
(Then sometimes someone would suggest playing Chinese Whispers. I'd always play it by ear, mind.)
Quote: Stu R @ October 16 2009, 1:18 AM BSTMy favourite game when I was growing up was when I'd turn to mum and quietly mutter 'Lufy Liu', then she'd turn to Dad and say 'Bruth Lee'. We loved a game of Chinese Lispers.
(Then sometimes someone would suggest playing Chinese Whispers. I'd always play it by ear, mind.)
My favourite game when I grew up was>...hide in the container truck and assylum seek, living in Afghanistan sucked.