I thought they where quite good Stu, and quite original, well they made me chuckle. Wasn't to fussed with the piggy back one though.
Hope you don't mind if I put those in my one liner file?
A few one-liners for the forum's consumption... Page 2
Am on the London open mic circuit ... when time permits. Amazing number of places happy to have you work for free down here. And a fairly wide range of audiences, from chummy to hostile.