If you're going on a long car journey, have run out things to say to your partner or you're stuck in a prison cell for a crime you didn't commit - may I suggest a couple of word games that have kept me amused for literally minutes.
Word Game 1 - Poo Films
You take the title of a film and replace one word with the word 'Poo' - so 'The Empire Strikes Back' becomes 'The Empire Strikes Poo', see hilarious. It can also work with one word film titles such as - 'Ghostbusters' becoming 'Poobusters'. I hope your sides haven't split from these comedic gems.
Word Game 2 - Arse Songs
Take any song with the word 'Heart' in the title and replace it with the word 'Arse'. Such as 'Don't Go Breakin' My Arse' and 'Achy Breaky Arse'. I know, it's too funny.
Anyone else have any good word games?