Quote: Curt @ October 15 2009, 12:32 AM BST
put a wig on Nil and I think we can make this thing work.
With a body like that, I can forgive the face.
GSOH Page 11
Well...!
Sorry, what were you saying, I was looking at my boobs.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 15 2009, 12:36 AM BSTSorry, what were you saying, I was looking at my boobs.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 15 2009, 12:34 AM BSTWith a body like that, I can forgive the face.
Tell Nil I want it back in one piece! 
The bulk of love is unrequited, I think. It's rare that two people are in love with each other at the same time.
Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ October 15 2009, 2:40 AM BSTThe bulk of love
Sounds like a good name for a sitcom about fat people.
Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ October 15 2009, 2:40 AM BSTThe bulk of love is unrequited, I think. It's rare that two people are in love with each other at the same time.
I'm glad you've finally come to realise this, now please stop sending me your underwear.
Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ October 15 2009, 2:40 AM BSTIt's rare that two people are in love with each other at the same time.
That's sad but maybe true.
I used to have a big crush on someone, but they had a girlfriend and nothing (much) ever happened. I met them years later and then they were interested and I wasn't and was married. I confess it was rather nice to hear that they now kicked themselves that they didn't dump their girlfriend for me, but ultimately the moment had passed.
Quote: Nogget @ October 15 2009, 6:16 AM BSTI'm glad you've finally come to realise this, now please stop sending me your underwear.
Those aren't from me. They're from the old lady down the street. She's got her eye on you,(the real eye- not the glass one). She's smitten like a kitten. She doesn't even need that walker, except that when she sees YOU, her knees give out. And she pees, just a little.
If you want to make a move be quick about it. She could go at any minute. Yes, I do mean that in every sense. 
oh if only you knew. Having joined a dating site, I've found that the first thing that happens is that a load of old women get in contact.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 14 2009, 8:32 PM BSTIt's not just funny women it's intelligent, confident women too...
Such a tough life.
Not for the first time, Ellie, you're talking out of your arse! 
I love funny, intelligent confident women. In fact, they not only need a GSOH for me, they need a VGSOH. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 15 2009, 9:35 AM BST
I used to have a big crush on someone, but they had a girlfriend and nothing (much) ever happened. I met them years later and then they were interested and I wasn't and was married. I confess it was rather nice to hear that they now kicked themselves that they didn't dump their girlfriend for me, but ultimately the moment had passed.
Isn't it the worst feeling when you are going through it?
A lot is bad timing. Or bad choices. And there's so many people in the world to sort through. It's like when stores run specials on DVD's. And you have to dig through them and there's one/two good films and the rest is completely unknown and of suspicious quality. But, you know, bigger.
Quote: Nogget @ October 15 2009, 9:55 AM BST
oh if only you knew. Having joined a dating site, I've found that the first thing that happens is that a load of old women get in contact.
Sorry about that. 
Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ October 15 2009, 10:05 AM BSTIt's like when stores run specials on DVD's. And you have to dig through them and there's one/two good films and the rest is completely unknown and of suspicious quality. But, you know, bigger.
good analogy.
Quote: chipolata @ October 15 2009, 9:57 AM BSTI love funny, intelligent confident women.
But do you actually ever go out with any?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 15 2009, 10:08 AM BSTBut do you actually ever go out with any?
Of course he does! (They don't know that however; he's sat two tables back with a camera)
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 15 2009, 9:35 AM BST(much)
Such intruiging parenthesis!