Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 14 2009, 11:47 PM BSTNow those child victims of Wacko who foolishly thought their pain was over once he was dead, get to re-live their abuse nightmares from beyond the grave but through the fat face of a Scouse fraudster.
As a supposed teacher of reasonably small children (or they're dwarves. Haven't quite worked that one out yet) I highly approve of this and will be watching as the little darlings are put through hell.
You know I thought Tim was making this up.
But the link works!!!!!!!!
I hope DA doesn't get confused and come up with our own Mikey Jackson.
It'll be a programme full of Newsreuve sketches!
Maybe he can ask him if he was really murdered or not.
D.A is such a twat
Quote: bigfella @ October 15 2009, 8:03 AM BSTI hope DA doesn't get confused and come up with our own Mikey Jackson.
It'll be a programme full of Newsreuve sketches!
What's the point of a live seance?
Quote: Chappers @ October 15 2009, 4:57 PM BSTWhat's the point of a live seance?
Because people are dying to take part.
This is probably the funniest Acorah vid and at the end you hear that he wins a bet for saying the phrase on TV.
Well, it's started on Sky One. Excellent start as David Gest is there....
Derek is bullshitting nicely so far. 
I too am watching this fine piece of groundbreaking television history.
Ohhhh energy protection!
Touching a hat....touching a twat more like
You know that he's going to find what he thinks is a Ghost, and when he rips his mask off it will end up being the creepy fairground owner, Michael Jackson.
I think that the Michael Jackson fans have been especially chosen to be there just so that, for once, Derek seems the most normal and well-adjusted person in the room.
I can't see this. 
I watched Derek help a woman whose rabbit was thumping in the night and everything...
I just want Derek to just start screaming 'Mary loves Dick...Mary loves Dick' again..
I always rate Derek's performances at 5 out of 10, which is... medium.
See what I did there? 'cause 5 is a medium score and Derek's a... twat.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 6 2009, 10:31 PM GMTI can't see this.
We'll give a running commentry.
Derek is feeling great joy from the hat!