Quote: AngieBaby @ October 14 2009, 10:56 PM BSTWell, we were mostly outside smoking ciggies, so 'Marlboro Light'...
*sniff avatar*
And Brut
My avatar smells of Brut (or occasionally Hai Karate), but in real life I smell of CK One. And I sweat coconut. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 14 2009, 10:57 PM BSTSmokers don't get to ride my cupcake spaceship....
(Can't decide whether this is a euphemism or not. 
)
CK One is sooooo last millenium....
I bought Mr Baby D&G's The One, verrrrry sexy. Treat yourself for Christmas.
Quote: AngieBaby @ October 14 2009, 11:03 PM BSTCK One is sooooo last millenium....
I likes the smell of it, so I's don't care! 
I've got a bottle of Aramis somewhere if you prefer...?
*splashes Aramis on avatar* 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 14 2009, 11:02 PM BST
(Can't decide whether this is a euphemism or not.
It can be taken ether way!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 14 2009, 11:12 PM BSTIt can be taken ether way!
Freudian slip!
*sets up anaesthetic machine*
Just breathe deeply, Roo...
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 14 2009, 10:57 PM BSTSmokers don't get to ride my cupcake spaceship....
Oh no. I'm afraid the wedding's off Roo.
*lights cigarette in the dark and contemplates what he's going to do with his wedding suit / Canadian Mountie tuxedo*
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 14 2009, 11:17 PM BST
*lights cigarette in the dark and contemplates what he's going to do with his wedding suit / Canadian Mountie tuxedo*
Give it back to Curt?
Quote: Gavin @ October 14 2009, 11:26 PM BSTGive it back to Curt?
Do you think he'll be angry that I made it crotchless?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 14 2009, 11:17 PM BSTCanadian Mountie tuxedo*
<3
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 14 2009, 11:28 PM BSTDo you think he'll be angry that I made it crotchless?
Not so long as you didn't seal up the glory hole.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 14 2009, 11:17 PM BSTOh no. I'm afraid the wedding's off Roo.
*lights cigarette in the dark and contemplates what he's going to do with his wedding suit / Canadian Mountie tuxedo*
Well if you really can't give up the ciggies.
I'm in real trouble now. Who will want a big boobed, triple jointed, playboy collecting blonde who can cook curries and pizza, brew beer, comes easy, and has the oral suction of a hoover?
Curse my freakishness >_<.....
Quote: Gavin @ October 14 2009, 11:30 PM BSTNot so long as you didn't seal up the glory hole.
In his bathroom?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 14 2009, 11:31 PM BSTWell if you really can't give up the ciggies.
I'm in real trouble now. Who will want a big boobed, triple jointed, playboy collecting blonde who can cook curries and pizza, brew beer, comes easy, and has the oral suction of a hoover?
Why? are you back in the pimping game??
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 14 2009, 11:31 PM BSTIn his bathroom?
Some people call it that. Men often piss on it instead of inside.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 14 2009, 11:31 PM BSTWell if you really can't give up the ciggies.
I'm in real trouble now. Who will want a big boobed, triple jointed, playboy collecting blonde who can cook curries and pizza, brew beer, comes easy, and has the oral suction of a hoover?
Curse my freakishness >_<.....
You forgot to mention that you own a brothel, have a bisexual twin sister and can shit money.
Quote: Gavin @ October 14 2009, 11:33 PM BSTWhy? are you back in the pimping game??
You are such a bitch! 