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Hmmm. The invisible man is the only sense which is superhero-like. You can't have a soundless man, touchless man, or tasteless man. No-smell man.

Nope, no tasteless men on this site! ;)

Quote: Simon Stratton @ September 23, 2007, 9:17 PM

Hmmm. The invisible man is the only sense which is superhero-like. You can't have a soundless man, touchless man, or tasteless man. No-smell man.

Ah, but he's invisible to the eyes of others, not necessarily himself! By that standard, being soundless, smell-less, and even tasteless, wouldn't be too bad!

Quote: Simon Stratton @ September 23, 2007, 9:17 PM

Hmmm. The invisible man is the only sense which is superhero-like. You can't have a soundless man, touchless man, or tasteless man. No-smell man.

Well, we had the 'Quiet man'. He led the Tory party for a while. I don't think he could be classed as a superhero, although he had the power to give votes to the opposition.

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

'Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man'

What was that mate couldn't hear you?

Quiet man indeed. >_<

If only all conservatives were quiet Whistling nnocently

To get back on the case. Does his poo become visible once he has pinched his poop off?

This is important.

Well I assume that all excretions, secretions and er flemitions (?!?) are invisible which beggers the point as to when visible substances become invisible during the digestion cycle. Furthermore is if the invisble man has sex and i don't mean with superman (guess the joke) then is the baby invisible?

Exactly! :)

Any answers?

Quote: ajp29 @ September 25, 2007, 1:45 PM

If only all conservatives were quiet Whistling nnocently

Because they provide the only intellectual challenge to your ridiculous agenda which would otherwise pass by unnoticed by Joe Public?

Quote: Aaron @ September 25, 2007, 3:13 PM

Because they provide the only intellectual challenge to your ridiculous agenda which would otherwise pass by unnoticed by Joe Public?

...before implementing their own!

Boom boom!

Quote: Aaron @ September 25, 2007, 3:13 PM

Because they provide the only intellectual challenge to your ridiculous agenda which would otherwise pass by unnoticed by Joe Public?

I feel this is an argument that I won't win, weird suddenly I feel very much like a conservative :P

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