Chipolata's finished his work and has nothing to do for ninety minutes.
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Masturbation?
Football match?
Masturbating over a football match?
I don't like football and masturbation is difficult with someone in the office (although not impossible 
).
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 13 2009, 3:32 PM BSTMasturbating over a football match?
Ahh, the best part of a Saturday!
Oh well, just another 90 minutes wasting your life on here then.
We should band together and launch a civil lawsuit against Aaron and Mark for lives wasted on the BCG.
Excellent idea.
Know any good legal people?
Quote: bigfella @ October 13 2009, 3:43 PM BSTgood legal people
Surely an oxymoron? Most are evil. Black Dahlia evil.
I think my child has sussed that I've been smoking and now I feel really, really guilty. 
That's 45 minutes wasted. Only another 45 to go. 
That's it, 90 minutes wasted! 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 13 2009, 3:57 PM BSTI think my child has sussed that I've been smoking and now I feel really, really guilty.
Sussed? Is that a spelling mistake of 'figured out'?
Quote: Curt @ October 13 2009, 5:01 PM BSTSussed? Is that a spelling mistake of 'figured out'?
From the controversial "suspicion laws" by which the police can stop and search you as they may suspect you of commiting a crime.
Hence being "sussed"