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Chipolata's finished his work and has nothing to do for ninety minutes.

Masturbation?

Football match?

Masturbating over a football match?

I don't like football and masturbation is difficult with someone in the office (although not impossible ;) ).

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 13 2009, 3:32 PM BST

Masturbating over a football match?

Ahh, the best part of a Saturday!

Oh well, just another 90 minutes wasting your life on here then.

We should band together and launch a civil lawsuit against Aaron and Mark for lives wasted on the BCG.

Excellent idea.

Know any good legal people?

Quote: bigfella @ October 13 2009, 3:43 PM BST

good legal people

Surely an oxymoron? Most are evil. Black Dahlia evil.

I think my child has sussed that I've been smoking and now I feel really, really guilty. :(

That's 45 minutes wasted. Only another 45 to go. :)

That's it, 90 minutes wasted! Wave

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 13 2009, 3:57 PM BST

I think my child has sussed that I've been smoking and now I feel really, really guilty. :(

Sussed? Is that a spelling mistake of 'figured out'?

Quote: Curt @ October 13 2009, 5:01 PM BST

Sussed? Is that a spelling mistake of 'figured out'?

From the controversial "suspicion laws" by which the police can stop and search you as they may suspect you of commiting a crime.

Hence being "sussed"

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