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Weird things you have read about. Page 86

Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ October 13 2009, 5:13 AM BST

The donor was smoking 50 cigarettes a day. 50!? How do you smoke that many?

Practice.

Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ October 13 2009, 5:13 AM BST

Anyway, the inside of the lungs would have looked pretty crappy, don't you think?

Not necessarily. The body has the wonderful capacity to heal itself up to a point. The pictures on the cigarette packets are not the norm. Lungs, even of smokers, usually still appear nice and pink and lovely until they are irrevocably damaged.

You get a mention in this story, Tim.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220071/Woman-lured-husband-woods-promise-drug-fuelled-sex--slit-throat-meet-internet-lover.html

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 13 2009, 1:35 PM BST

You get a mention in this story, Tim.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220071/Woman-lured-husband-woods-promise-drug-fuelled-sex--slit-throat-meet-internet-lover.html

Strange, I'd forgotten all about that. Just a normal case for Bristol.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 13 2009, 5:21 AM BST

This bit from the article - "The cat was eventually found after posters were put up with her photograph" - reminded me of the poster put up by Asian students who found a "cat" in Melbourne:

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Laughing out loud what kind of animal is that Ken?

Quote: Curt @ October 13 2009, 1:37 PM BST

Laughing out loud what kind of animal is that Ken?

A possum?

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 13 2009, 1:37 PM BST

Strange, I'd forgotten all about that. Just a normal case for Bristol.

But what were doing walking in the woods?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 13 2009, 1:41 PM BST

But what were you doing walking in the woods?

Whistling nnocently

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 13 2009, 1:41 PM BST

A possum?

Aye, a possum.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 13 2009, 2:31 PM BST

Aye, a possum.

Australian possums appear to be much cuter than American possums. Ours have naked, rat-like tails and always appear to be disheveled and mangy.

Quote: DaButt @ October 13 2009, 2:37 PM BST

Australian possums appear to be much cuter than American possums. Ours have naked, rat-like tails and always appear to be disheveled and mangy.

I thought the American ones were called 'opossums'. Yes, they aren't very sexy.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 13 2009, 3:40 PM BST

I thought the American ones were called 'opossums'.

They are, but it's commonly shortened to 'possum.'

Quote: DaButt @ October 13 2009, 2:37 PM BST

Australian possums appear to be much cuter than American possums. Ours have naked, rat-like tails and always appear to be disheveled and mangy.

Because they have to try to dwell amoungst drive way huggers and kids with battery buggies.....eh? Not to mention, hummers, ford 350's and guns.

Quote: Dr Mato @ October 13 2009, 5:36 PM BST

Because they have to try to dwell amoungst drive way huggers and kids with battery buggies.....eh? Not to mention, hummers, ford 350's and guns.

And they were there first. :)

Quote: DaButt @ October 13 2009, 2:37 PM BST

Australian possums appear to be much cuter than American possums. Ours have naked, rat-like tails and always appear to be disheveled and mangy.

Yuk. I hate Possums they're nasty little critters with razor teeth.
And when their young swarm their ass it grosses me out. Reminds me of those 'King Rat' stories.

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I'm quite certain that opossums are naturally ugly and it's not a side effect of guns, trucks or urban dwellers.

Quote: DaButt @ October 13 2009, 5:45 PM BST

I'm quite certain that opossums are naturally ugly and it's not a side effect of guns, trucks or urban dwellers.

Those pictures are all natural my friend. God given ugly.

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