Can the invisible man get a tan? You never see him on the beach.
Still, that doesn't mean he's not there.
What's that crashing sound? Who gave Darren Caffeine!
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It's the invisible man tan.
It's the same if he dyes his hair, it's the invisible guy dye.
What about the invisible loner...?
Is he a loner cause he is invisible or invisible cause he is a loner?
Think about it. Not too hard. Your face will burst.
If an invisible man shouts in space does anyone hear him scream?
He might always be there, and you'd never know!
Quote: ajp29 @ September 23, 2007, 6:05 PMIf an invisible man shouts in space does anyone hear him scream?
Only if a tree falls on him!
Is his space suit invisible to?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 23, 2007, 3:50 PMIs he a loner cause he is invisible or invisible cause he is a loner?
They're not linked. Like, shouting "thieving black bastard!" at an 'ethnic' fellow you just found ripping the stereo out of your car doesn't mean he's a thief, or indeed a bastard, because he's black. And vice versa. He's a thief certainly, a bastard possibly (that's a general insult rather than literal), and black because he is - it's descriptive. 
*waits for the replies* 
Quote: ajp29 @ September 23, 2007, 6:05 PMIf an invisible man shouts in space does anyone hear him scream?
Well unless they've changed the rules (bloody Pluto!) since I was at school, space is a vacuum. So there's no air for sound waves to travel through, and thus no sound in the first place. 
Of course he may not be a thief, he may just be 'mistaken' thinking that it's his car and therefore his stereo. You have no way of knowing if he is a bastard or not (literal or otherwise) until you are better aquainted and he may not even be black, but in fact a white guy 'blacked-up'.
He is certainly innocent until proved guilty and will be treated as 'almost innocent' even if proved guilty with three square meals a day and he'll be back out on the streets even before you get home from the court.
Quote: Aaron @ September 23, 2007, 6:55 PMThey're not linked. Like, shouting "thieving black bastard!" at an 'ethnic' fellow you just found ripping the stereo out of your car doesn't mean he's a thief, or indeed a bastard, because he's black. And vice versa. He's a thief certainly, a bastard possibly (that's a general insult rather than literal), and black because he is - it's descriptive.
God you are thick! 
Love ya.....
Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 23, 2007, 7:04 PMOf course he may not be a thief, he may just be 'mistaken' thinking that it's his car and therefore his stereo. You have no way of knowing if he is a bastard or not (literal or otherwise) until you are better aquainted and he may not even be black, but in fact a white guy 'blacked-up'.
He is certainly innocent until proved guilty and will be treated as 'almost innocent' even if proved guilty with three square meals a day and he'll be back out on the streets even before you get home from the court.
Anyone for crumble?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 23, 2007, 7:20 PMGod you are thick!
Love ya.....
Pssh!