Quote: Bert Bastard @ October 12 2009, 12:19 AM BSTI was hoping for the Nobel Peace Prize but you can't have everything.
Just write to the committee in Oslo and tell them you're planning to sort out the Middle East conflict sometime in the next four years. I'm sure they'll put you on the short-list. 
That's the sort of thing they said when I made my Olympic bid, Tim.
Howdy from the BCG's lone wolf. 
Quote: chipolata @ October 13 2009, 11:32 AM BSTHowdy from the BCG's lone wolf.
Not the alpha in the pack anymore, eh?
Oh and hello Bert.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 13 2009, 11:34 AM BSTNot the alpha in the pack anymore, eh?
I'm both. The lone alpha male wolf.
Quote: chipolata @ October 13 2009, 11:36 AM BSTI'm both. The lone alpha male wolf.
Ah, I see. Too alpha for the pack. I'm more of a leopard, just hanging out in the savannah, seeing what the other foolish creatures get up to.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 13 2009, 11:39 AM BSTI'm more of a leopard
That would explain the liver spots. 
Quote: chipolata @ October 13 2009, 11:41 AM BSTThat would explain the liver spots.
That's just acne. I'm a teenager really.
Hello Wolfy and, er, Daggery. Although I feel like I've just stumbled into someone's conservation about last night's Life. I just hope I'm not one of the penguins.
Hi there!
Quote: Bert Bastard @ October 8 2009, 3:54 PM GMTRelative newbie to this game but have sent stuff to Newsjack, which they said they liked and to send stuff in (never put anything on though, the bastards). Now having a go at Watson's Wind Up. Going to have a look around the place, shove me nose in a few places and maybe finger some of the items.
Love the screen name!
Quote: Robert D @ November 9 2009, 2:40 AM GMTLove the screen name!
Lummee. late this one. hello. Here's Bert in full, glorious action stumlating the clematis.
One of the finest exponents of the word "quim" was Sparkes.
Hello Bert