Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 1:22 AM BSTChowder is AWESOME <3.
I've only seen a few episodes of Chowder all the way through but I like what I've seen.
Most dreaded chore Page 4
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 1:24 AM BST*Pushes panic alarm police installed after the last time RC paid a visit*
*Rushes in to the House At Roo Corner wearing a policeman's uniform and waving truncheon excitedly*
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 13 2009, 1:26 AM BSTwaving truncheon*
Is that what you youngsters are calling your penises these days?
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 13 2009, 1:26 AM BST*Rushes in to the House At Roo Corner wearing a policeman's uniform and waving truncheon*
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 13 2009, 1:26 AM BST*Rushes in to the House At Roo Corner wearing a policeman's uniform and waving truncheon excitedly*
*puts on cheesy 70's porn music as Tim enters Roo's boudoir - that's a euphamism BTW*
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 1:24 AM BST*Pushes panic alarm police installed after the last time RC paid a visit*
*Pushes butt-plug installed after the last time RC paid a visit*
Quote: DaButt @ October 13 2009, 1:27 AM BSTIs that what you youngsters are calling your penises these days?
No, it's what I call my large double-ended dildo. I call my penis 'The Enforcer'.
Quote: Morrace @ October 13 2009, 1:28 AM BST*Pushes butt-plug installed after the last time RC paid a visit*
That's where you're wrong Morrace, if I'd paid you a visit, the butt plug would just fall out.
May I recommend a traffic cone for your future needs?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 13 2009, 1:28 AM BST*puts on cheesy 70's porn music as Tim enters Roo's boudoir - that's a euphamism BTW*
I imagine you in a smoking jacket and smoking a pipe when typing that.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 1:35 AM BSTI imagine you in a smoking jacket and smoking a pipe when typing that.
Nope, just nude sniffing my Mum's bra.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 13 2009, 1:36 AM BSTNope, just nude sniffing my Mum's bra.
You are my cousin Frank.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 1:35 AM BSTI imagine you in a smoking jacket and smoking a pipe when typing that.
Ooh, ooh, what do you imagine me in whilst I'm writing this, Roo?...
'Hazy, lazy memories of exotic summer nights spent in the champagne bar at the Tooting Broadway Starburger caused his eyes to swell with bitter tears. He reached up Jackie's dress to retrieve his bottle of Optrex. Her legs melted apart, like a Lion Bar that's been left too long on the dashboard of a Ford Capri. "Kiss me, Detective Sergeant Kettering", she gasped, "make me feel excited-yet-nervous, like the only female employee in a Barnsley abbatoir...". With his free hand he started to play 'The Grand Old Duke Of York' on the xylophone...'
*taps pipe*
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 13 2009, 1:46 AM BSTOoh, ooh, what do you imagine me in whilst I'm writing this, Roo?...
'Hazy, lazy memories of exotic summer nights spent in the champagne bar at the Tooting Broadway Starburger caused his eyes to swell with bitter tears. He reached up Jackie's dress to retrieve his bottle of Optrex. Her legs melted apart, like a Lion Bar that's been left too long on the dashboard of a Ford Capri. "Kiss me, Detective Sergeant Kettering", she gasped, "make me feel excited-yet-nervous, like the only female employee in a Barnsley abbatoir...". With his free hand he started to play 'The Grand Old Duke Of York' on the xylophone...'
I imagine you back at the caravan site in your pants.
Correctomundo! (except for the pants bit)
