Quote: Nil Putters @ October 13 2009, 12:36 AM BST
Yes, umm, it's late.
At least you didn't ask her for a 'Happy Ending'. (Though knowing Roo, it would probably involve squirrels, cake and rainbow leg warmers).
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Again, as I have said before, just because it looks and sounds all fancy, don't be fooled into thinking I have a braincell.
I don't think it's likely you will but still!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 12:41 AM BSTAgain, as I have said before, just because it looks and sounds all fancy, don't be fooled into thinking I have a braincell.
But if you did, I bet it would be the most lovely brain cell ever. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 13 2009, 12:43 AM BSTBut if you did, I bet it would be the most lovely brain cell ever.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 13 2009, 12:41 AM BSTAt least you didn't ask her for a 'Happy Ending'. (Though knowing Roo, it would probably involve squirrels, cake and rainbow leg warmers).
I'M NOT ALL SUNSHINE AND FLUFF YOU KNOW! I am be very smutty in the sheets 
Just check out the "love station".
Oh yeah. So many cuddles and hand holding goes on in my boudoir...
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 13 2009, 12:43 AM BSTBut if you did, I bet it would be the most lovely brain cell ever.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 12:50 AM BSTJust check out the "love station".
Hey! It's not majorly far off the real thing!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 12:52 AM BSTHey! It's not majorly far off the real thing!
Don't worry, Roo, I'm sure we can dirty it up a bit.
There's nothing worse when you're a big bloke and you stay at someones house and have to sleep in the spare kid bed. 9 times out of 10 I end up rolling over and falling onto the floor. Plus that foot board is never designed for human length legs/
If you pass out drunk on one, you wake up the next morning with a stuffed animal imprint on your face.
I think I'll stick to my usual love station - a dirty matress in the back of my van.
Laydeez <3 it.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 13 2009, 1:01 AM BST
Noooooooooooooooooo! Where would all the animibals schleep? 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 1:04 AM BSTNoooooooooooooooooo! Where would all the animibals schleep?
You and Tim could prop them up by the side of the bed and pretend you have an audience. 
*Turns the younger ones to face the wall*
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 1:10 AM BST*Turns the younger ones to face the wall*
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 1:10 AM BST*Turns the younger ones to face the wall*
Does the presence of farmyard animals make you feel a little sheepish?
Cowed?
Cocky?
Quote: DaButt @ October 13 2009, 1:15 AM BSTDoes the presence of farmyard animals make you feel a little sheepish?
No, just horny.