Quote: Nil Putters @ October 13 2009, 12:26 AM BSTWhere is Seefacts again...?
Most dreaded chore Page 2
Quote: Morrace @ October 13 2009, 12:24 AM BST
Which technique do you prefer?
Quote: The Giggle-o @ October 13 2009, 12:27 AM BSTWhich technique do you prefer?
Start sucking my cock slowly then faster. Then switch to 'sucking fruit' technique. Take half of my MASSIVE penis and suck it like you are sucking a mango. Do it vigorously and ensure you are using enough lubricant to avoid irritation. This will be perfect timing for deep throating fellatio techniques. You should try to swallow it controllably since this might make you gag. This technique off course will give me an orgasm or three.
This is known as the 'Giggle-o - Gobble-o'
Quote: Morrace @ October 13 2009, 12:44 AM BSTStart sucking my cock slowly then faster. Then switch to 'sucking fruit' technique. Take half of my MASSIVE penis and suck it like you are sucking a mango. Do it vigorously and ensure you are using enough lubricant to avoid irritation. This will be perfect timing for deep throating fellatio techniques. You should try to swallow it controllably since this might make you gag. This technique off course will give me an orgasm or three.
This is known as the 'Giggle-o - Gobble-o'
Absolutely filthy and I'm a minor, Morrace!
Quote: Morrace @ October 13 2009, 12:44 AM BSTStart sucking my cock slowly then faster. Then switch to 'sucking fruit' technique. Take half of my MASSIVE penis and suck it like you are sucking a mango. Do it vigorously and ensure you are using enough lubricant to avoid irritation. This will be perfect timing for deep throating fellatio techniques. You should try to swallow it controllably since this might make you gag. This technique off course will give me an orgasm or three.
*saves for Leevil when he returns from hols*
Quote: The Giggle-o @ October 13 2009, 12:46 AM BSTAbsolutely filthy and I'm a minor, Morrace!
Then why aren't you in bed...sucking cock?
I'm only joking Giggle-o. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 13 2009, 12:50 AM BSTThen why aren't you in bed...sucking cock?
CYBER-BULLY!!!!
Quote: The Giggle-o @ October 13 2009, 12:46 AM BSTAbsolutely filthy and I'm a minor, Morrace!
"The Giggle-o
Location: England
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Hello reading person.I specialise in best man speeches, stories about footballers that have lost their boots, pandas that look like polar bears and performing fellatio on producers and script editors in return for a commission or two."
Quote: The Giggle-o @ October 13 2009, 12:52 AM BSTCYBER-BULLY!!!!
Wait til you get my PM that I think your jokes aren't funny, then you'll be for it.
Now I must get back to Critique and see if I can actually get someone to commit suicide.
'You're a class act Callaghan.'
Quote: Morrace @ October 13 2009, 12:54 AM BST"The Giggle-o
Location: England
Member Since: July 2009
Member Type: Writer-Rent-boy
Posts: 487Profile:
...performing fellatio on producers and script editors in return for a commission or two."
Am I turning in to the new James Cotter?
Quote: The Giggle-o @ October 13 2009, 12:57 AM BSTAm I turning in to the new James Cotter?
You should feel honoured that Morrace has taken time out of his busy schedule to ridicule you. 
MOVE ON PEOPLE!!!!
Quote: Morrace @ October 13 2009, 12:54 AM BST"The Giggle-o
Location: England
Member Since: July 2009
Member Type: Writer-Rent-boy
Posts: 487Profile:
...performing fellatio on producers and script editors in return for a commission or two."
I can confidently say I have never performed fellatio before...*looks up fellatio* Oh right yeah, I've done that, but where's the shame in it?
Quote: The Giggle-o @ October 13 2009, 12:57 AM BSTAm I turning in to the new James Cotter?
No.
There is only one James Cotter.
"Writer, actor, director and comedian who has written, co-directed and co-starred in the short film Harris & Doyle: Let The Good Times Roll and co-written, co-directed and co-starred with Dan Pearce in the sitcom Back to Class. He is currently developing a new character called Jeremy Spicer with writers Stuart Greenwood and Michael Curle for ScreenPlay Productions.
You're not fit to clean his (patent) boots.