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Quote: DaButt @ October 12 2009, 2:51 AM BST

No idea. My parents didn't consult me. ;)

My father has told me that he wanted to name me Gretchen if I had turned out to be a girl. I don't think my mother would have allowed it, as I'm pretty sure that was his girlfriend's name when he was in high school. I saw a photo of her a few years ago and she was HOT. Marilyn-Monroe-with-a-tennis-racket-hot.

:D my father did name me after someone he fancied, it's on my birth certificate, but my mother refused to call me it.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 12 2009, 2:57 AM BST

:D my father did name me after someone he fancied, it's on my birth certificate

After reaching an agreement that we wouldn't name our kids after anyone, my ex-wife slipped an extra middle name (her mother's) into my daughter's birth certificate. I was incensed and retaliated with my father's name when my son was born. She desperately wanted to add her father's middle name too, but I threatened her with bodily harm if she saddled my son with the name "Elmer."

Quote: DaButt @ October 12 2009, 3:01 AM BST

After reaching an agreement that we wouldn't name our kids after anyone, my ex-wife slipped an extra middle name (her mother's) into my daughter's birth certificate. I was incensed and retaliated with my father's name when my son was born. She desperately wanted to add her father's middle name too, but I threatened her with bodily harm if she saddled my son with the name "Elmer."

:D. I used my names on my daughter. I wasn't missing that one.

Dangerous (not very apt) and Ting and others.

Quote: DaButt @ October 12 2009, 3:01 AM BST

I threatened her with bodily harm if she saddled my son with the name "Elmer."

Laughing out loud I used to work with a Filipino guy called Elmer. And did you know that Trey Parker of South Park fame is actually named Randolph Severn Parker III (hence Trey for 'the third').

At school I was known as Chicken. (Because of the Hen thing). Some people tried calling me Spotty because of my rampant acne but I wasn't having any of that. :)

Everybody calls me Vin.

Really.

Go on, call me Vin.

Please?

Roscoff (surprisingly) Rossini Sini Seve Bushbaby (particularly hated) Bushy Findus Savvy.

I've had a few

Oh yes and 'Magnificent in bed with a huge appendage'. My particular favourite.

One of these is false. You choose.

Samuel L Jackson, Falcor, Mantha, Mumba, Samba, Sam Sam, Sam of the Samster, Sammy J, Sammie -Jo, Baby Jane, Sausage, Samsung, Samuel, Samsonite, Shy Girl, Scottish Girl, Dido, Hannah, Shannah and Sam Wise..

Quote: Sammy @ October 12 2009, 12:03 PM BST

Samuel L Jackson, Falcor, Mantha, Mumba, Samba, Sam Sam, Sam of the Samster, Sammy J, Sammie -Jo, Baby Jane, Sausage, Samsung, Samuel, Samsonite, Shy Girl, Scottish Girl, Dido, Hannah, Shannah and Sam Wise..

Now that's just greedy.

I never had a nickname in school, we all just called each other by our surnames. :(

Lee.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 12 2009, 12:21 PM BST

I never had a nickname in school, we all just called each other by our surnames. :(

Did you never get called Matty-Moo?

Quote: Sammy @ October 12 2009, 12:22 PM BST

Did you never get called Matty-Moo?

:D Strangely not, no.

Quote: Sammy @ October 12 2009, 12:03 PM BST

Samuel L Jackson, Falcor, Mantha, Mumba, Samba, Sam Sam, Sam of the Samster, Sammy J, Sammie -Jo, Baby Jane, Sausage, Samsung, Samuel, Samsonite, Shy Girl, Scottish Girl, Dido, Hannah, Shannah and Sam Wise..

Was you the only person at your school?

Quote: Leevil @ October 12 2009, 12:24 PM BST

Was you the only person at your school?

Most of these were not from school. I still get called half of them

Quote: Sammy @ October 12 2009, 12:03 PM BST

Scottish Girl

Laughing out loud

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