Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 5:52 PM BST
I won't tell you about the time I watched 'Sleepers' on the telly either..
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Quote: AngieBaby @ October 11 2009, 5:36 PM BSTWell...... I wouldn't take the ribbing too seriously, I think it's actually their way of being 'flirty'.
You could be onto something there Angie - but don't let it go to your head. Now get back in the kitchen and get my dinner on sugartits. 
Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 5:50 PM BSTWhen I was about 6 I saw some people snogging on telly. I wondered what it was all about so I went to school the next day and spent ten minutes licking my girlfriend's face behind the big wall. She looked stunned and horrified and I looked confused.
That's fabulous.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 5:50 PM BSTThe ascertation that 'all men are liars' is never more apt then on the Internet.
Ah, the Internet. Where the men are men, and so are half the women.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 5:50 PM BSTI'm not bitter towards women, I love them. I am however, very honest with my appraisals of the fairer sex and don't feel I need to sugar coat my responses to the ladies on this forum, as they're all incredibly intelligent, cultured and independently minded.
I make fun of men all the time but these are never pointed out as it's so commonplace. I've been on other forums full of Internet white knights, lying pro-femenists, dirty pervys and patronising gits. The ascertation that 'all men are liars' is never more apt then on the Internet.
Any comments I make are either from personal experience or I'm bored and I want to stir things up a bit. If my comments have upset you in any way, then I apologise.
Will it stop me from poking fun at the ladeez? Nope. Do women sometimes need to be brought down a peg or two? Yep. Are the majority of men complete idiots? Yep. Should you take anything I say seriously? I wouldn't.
So in short I <3 women. But you are all
We <3 you too carpark!
Ha I love how everyone including you thought I was meaning you. It's more a general thing on here that I have noticed a few times, sometimes from the women about women - we definitely get a lot of stick.
Generally I prefer women (not like that) but men are alright too, I suppose. (The ones on here especially) 
Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 6:01 PM BST
we definitely get a lot of stick.
In Frankie Howerd Voice: "Ooh, I bet you do Missus!"
And so on.
Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 6:01 PM BSTHa I love how everyone including you thought I was meaning you.
But of course. Who else infuriates the ladeez more then me? It's like, my thing on these forums (bad birthday poems aside).
The men on this forum barely stick together on any subject, so why should it be different for the girls?
Now I have to go because I've just been PM'ed by Dolly Dagger, she needs me to open a jar of pickles because she's too weak and is afraid of breaking a nail. Chicks. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 17 2008, 3:27 PM BSTG'day Tommy Power,
I really liked your poem
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 5:50 PM BSTShould you take anything I say seriously? I wouldn't.
I personally wouldn't use a dating site but that's because I am not that worried about being single to be honest. I'm not amazingly keen on the internet as a means for romance as it's very easy for people to lie and cover up things and it's also a crazy stalkers playground I do however understand that people find dating websites useful and I am not totally against them because at least if you find out Tina is really Dave, you can report them. But I think the internet is probably one of the worse mediums to look for love.
Now I have said that, in five years I would have married Renegade Carpark and be planning to kill him off with my lover, Tim Walker.
Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 6:01 PM BSTIt's more a general thing on here that I have noticed a few times, sometimes from the women about women - we definitely get a lot of stick.
Generally I prefer women (not like that) but men are alright too, I suppose. (The ones on here especially)
I've noticed similar Sammy . I've made the mistake of pointing it out in the past.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 6:13 PM BSTNow I have to go because I've just been PM'ed by Dolly Dagger, she needs me to open a jar of pickles because she's too weak and is afraid of breaking a nail. Chicks.
Shall I tell everyone you couldn't manage it?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 11 2009, 6:14 PM BSTNow I have said that, in five years I would have married Renegade Carpark and be planning to kill him off with my lover, Tim Walker.
Is that a proposal? 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 6:16 PM BSTShall I tell everyone you couldn't manage it?
No, keep the bedroom stuff private and just mention I couldn't open the jar. 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 11 2009, 2:27 PM BSTI have a friend who's just about to get married, his girlfriend told him, two months or so into dating, that she wanted to be married within two years, and to be pregnant within three! She even set up a big romantic weekend away with a sort of unspoken agreement that he would propose to her whilst they were away! All a bit weird. Especially as he just went along with it all.
To be fair, all my other friends ladies are lovely; but she is certainly a special case. Plus she's Bonnie Langfords niece, so she was already off on the wrong foot with me. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 6:16 PM BSTI've noticed similar Sammy
Ha. Yeah, I think I'll stay in the corner and shut up from now on. 'Women: Know Your Limits' springs to mind!
I like kittens.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 11 2009, 6:19 PM BSTTo be fair, all my other friends ladies are lovely; but she is certainly a special case. Plus she's Bonnie Langfords niece, so she was already off on the wrong foot with me.
Yeah yeah. You just keep back peddling Mr 
Having met a few of the men on this site, I'd say that most of them love women and are big flirts.
They're just stirring it up to get a laugh. I'd also imagine a lot of them enjoy winding us ladies up because they enjoy the interaction with intelligent fun women.
I'd never stand up for anyone just because they we're 'anything' and I don't feel the need to stand up for another women on this forum. We all do a pretty good job of doing that ourselves.