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Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 5:10 PM BST

Hmm, the general consensus round here (from this and other threads) seems to be that woman are crazy, money grabbing, desperate, bitchy, crazy, conformist, baby-crazy, crazy, insane, crazy and well crazy

Ladies we need to stick up for ourselves more.

Okay so we might be a bit crazy... but why all this bitterness towards us? Teary

Probably a matter of numbers. If the ratio were reversed the men folk would probably be weeping!

Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 5:10 PM BST

Hmm, the general consensus round here (from this and other threads) seems to be that woman are crazy, money grabbing, desperate, bitchy, crazy, conformist, baby-crazy, crazy, insane, crazy and well crazy

Ladies we need to stick up for ourselves more.

Okay so we might be a bit crazy... but why all this bitterness towards us? Teary

Vag-envy. :)

Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 5:11 PM BST

Probably a matter of numbers. If the ratio were reversed the men folk would probably be weeping!

I don't think so.. I think woman are maybe just a bit nicer about men. I know plenty of 'crazy guy' stories, but as soon as someone mentions a crazy guy I don't just whip one out as proof to say 'Oh my friend had a crazy boyfriend too - all men must be crazy!'

Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ October 11 2009, 5:12 PM BST

Vag-envy. :)

Laughing out loud

Every woman I've ever dated has told me on many occasions, "Why do you put up with me? I'm crazy."

I don't think many man say that to women, but women seem to enjoy using "I'm crazy" as an excuse for their erratic behavior.

To be fair, most of that anti women stuff comes from one or two usual suspects. Gawd bless 'em. :)
Not sure even they mean it all though.

Ladies,

remember at school there was always a boy that was horrible to you, he'd be so mean he'd make you cry? And then you realised it's because he fancies you?

Well...... I wouldn't take the ribbing too seriously, I think it's actually their way of being 'flirty'.

[Punches AngieBaby on the arm, pulls her hair and then runs away.]

Quote: DaButt @ October 11 2009, 5:31 PM BST

Every woman I've ever dated has told me on many occasions, "Why do you put up with me? I'm crazy."

I don't think many man say that to women, but women seem to enjoy using "I'm crazy" as an excuse for their erratic behavior.

It's not an excuse - it's being self aware. ;)

Just because men won't admit it as freely doesn't mean they are any less erratic. Everyone has their moments.

Quote: AngieBaby @ October 11 2009, 5:36 PM BST

Ladies,

remember at school there was always a boy that was horrible to you, he'd be so mean he'd make you cry? And then you realised it's because he fancies you?

Ha. I think this worked the other way around. We used to play kiss, cuddle and torture as a kid (did anyone else play this?!) and I'd always use torture on the boys I fancied.

(I realise this probably isn't going to help my case in defending my sex).

They say woman love honesty in relationships. So if I ever did join a dating site (which I never would, she would kill me)

I would put this on my profile.

'To be honest I'm lazy, I don't clear up, at weekends I probably won't be getting up until midday so long walks and shopping trips are out of the question. Oh and, my penis is so small it definitely Definitely would dis satisfy you to the very depths of your soul...so fancy meeting up?'

;)

When I was about 6 I saw some people snogging on telly. I wondered what it was all about so I went to school the next day and spent ten minutes licking my girlfriend's face behind the big wall. She looked stunned and horrified and I looked confused.

Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 5:10 PM BST

Hmm, the general consensus round here (from this and other threads) seems to be that woman are crazy, money grabbing, desperate, bitchy, crazy, conformist, baby-crazy, crazy, insane, crazy and well crazy

Ladies we need to stick up for ourselves more.

Okay so we might be a bit crazy... but why all this bitterness towards us? Teary

I'm not bitter towards women, I love them. I am however, very honest with my appraisals of the fairer sex and don't feel I need to sugar coat my responses to the ladies on this forum, as they're all incredibly intelligent, cultured and independently minded.

I make fun of men all the time but these are never pointed out as it's so commonplace. I've been on other forums full of Internet white knights, lying pro-femenists, dirty pervys and patronising gits. The ascertation that 'all men are liars' is never more apt then on the Internet.

Any comments I make are either from personal experience or I'm bored and I want to stir things up a bit. If my comments have upset you in any way, then I apologise.

Will it stop me from poking fun at the ladeez? Nope. Do women sometimes need to be brought down a peg or two? Yep. Are the majority of men complete idiots? Yep. Should you take anything I say seriously? I wouldn't.

So in short I <3 women. But you are all :S

Wave

Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 5:50 PM BST

When I was about 6 I saw some people snogging on telly. I wondered what it was all about so I went to school the next day and spent ten minutes licking my girlfriend's face behind the big wall. She looked stunned and horrified and I looked confused.

You should have seen the look on my mates face after I watched 'Brokeback Mountain' on the telly.

Quote: Scottidog @ October 11 2009, 5:51 PM BST

You should have seen the look on my mates face after I watched 'Brokeback Mountain' on the telly.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scottidog @ October 11 2009, 5:51 PM BST

You should have seen the look on my mates face after I watched 'Brokeback Mountain' on the telly.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 11 2009, 2:27 PM BST

I have a friend who's just about to get married, his girlfriend told him, two months or so into dating, that she wanted to be married within two years, and to be pregnant within three! She even set up a big romantic weekend away with a sort of unspoken agreement that he would propose to her whilst they were away! All a bit weird. Especially as he just went along with it all.

That's both hilarious and creepy at the same time.

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