Well as they say, the times they are a'changing. There weren't any gay cowboys until Brokeback Mountain.
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Ah, the good old days... 
Ew, I just remembered I had a dream that Max Branning was my dad and he was taking me home from a day at the swings.
Good god, what is wrong with my subconscious?
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 11 2009, 4:30 PM BSTWell as they say, the times they are a'changing. There weren't any gay cowboys until Brokeback Mountain.
I can't wait for the inevitable 'Brokeback Mosque'.
Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 4:30 PM BSTAh, the good old days...
Ew, I just remembered I had a dream that Max Branning was my dad and he was taking me home from a day at the swings.
Good god, what is wrong with my subconscious?
Max Branning: The Angry Testicle.
Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 4:30 PM BSTAh, the good old days...
Hee! Well they were in my mind 
Ew, I just remembered I had a dream that Max Branning was my dad and he was taking me home from a day at the swings.
Good god, what is wrong with my subconscious?
At least it wasn't erotic. Or was it? 
Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 4:34 PM BSTHee! Well they were in my mind
Mine tooooo!
At least it wasn't erotic. Or was it?
Ew, no.
The park was awesome though. You know when you walk past one and want to go on all the climbing frames and rope ladders and stuff but can't cos you're an 'adult'. Maybe the only way I could do it was to dream it.
Doesn't explain Max though... :/
Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 4:50 PM BSTEw, no.
The park was awesome though. You know when you walk past one and want to go on all the climbing frames and rope ladders and stuff but can't cos you're an 'adult'. Maybe the only way I could do it was to dream it.Doesn't explain Max though... :/
Did you go on all the rides then? Wicked dream!
Well, looking on the bright side/scraping the barrel, the only other dad in EE I can think of is Ian Beale! I'm glad I never dreamt Tanya was my mum cos it'd probs turn into an incest dream.
I think Max tends to hang around the swings a lot, what with his young kids and banging Stacy, who was a young kid (practically). People also go there to reflect, and read condom wrappers presumably.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 2:18 PM BST
I told you before, there's no such thing.
You're living proof!
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 11 2009, 3:12 PM BST(*coughs* Matt Lucas *coughs*)
Silly Timothy.
Quote: Aaron @ October 11 2009, 5:24 PM BSTYou're living proof!
Only cos you hypnotised me you cad!
Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 4:50 PM BSTThe park was awesome though. You know when you walk past one and want to go on all the climbing frames and rope ladders and stuff but can't cos you're an 'adult'. Maybe the only way I could do it was to dream it.
We'll have to go to one of them adult adventure course things.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 5:28 PM BST
Only cos you hypnotised me you cad!
*strokes rod*
(Not Rod. )
Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 4:56 PM BSTI'm glad I never dreamt Tanya was my mum cos it'd probs turn into an incest dream.
Quote: Aaron @ October 11 2009, 5:32 PM BST*strokes rod*
Quote: Aaron @ October 11 2009, 5:32 PM BSTWe'll have to go to one of them adult adventure course things.
YES!
Quote: Aaron @ October 11 2009, 5:32 PM BST*strokes rod*
(Not Rod.
I remember when you used to say something like 'stokes cannon' and everyone read it as 'strokes'. Or did I dream that? 
Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 5:34 PM BSTYES!
Well that's the honeymoon sorted!
Mace?