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I love you more than bagels, Ian! :D

Daddy or chips?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 10 2009, 11:36 PM BST

I love you more than bagels, Ian! :D

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Teary (this time for a good reason)

Must admit it's the first time I've ever been told I'm better than a piece of bread :D

Quote: zooo @ October 10 2009, 11:37 PM BST

Daddy or chips?

:D

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 8 2009, 7:43 PM BST

Oh dear. Errr

The more I see news stories like that the more I wish people would shut the f**k up and stop making such a big deal out of everything.

Quote: billwill @ October 8 2009, 10:22 PM BST

too SLOOOOOW to be usable.

Something wrong with your connection Bill? Could be their problem corrected in the past couple of days, but working instantly for me.

Quote: DaButt @ October 9 2009, 1:06 PM BST

The Peace Prize? Really? I guess the award lost most of its meaning after being given to Arafat and Al Gore, but still. Errr

Ugh. Don't even get me started on that one. The guy's done nothing. Absolutely absurd. A pathetic political pandering.

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 4:27 PM BST

And Nutmeg too

Sounds like some kind of testicular fungal infection.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 9 2009, 8:44 PM BST

It was either this or Aaron's hand-made 'IAN JEW' one!

That one was much better. Pleased

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 8:53 PM BST

I take it you haven't taken offence at the reference then!

You've not been around very long then! Ah, the banter we used to have. *reminisces*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 8:58 PM BST

Fair enough. :)

Ian knows he's our big Jew gayboy.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 10 2009, 11:01 PM BST

:O

Teary

If it helps, I'm sure I'd hate bagels.

Or is that a slight upon your people?

We've all seen wind-up torches for sale.

I've found a wind-up torch which doubles as a charger for mobile 'phones. It comes with 6 different adapters in a blister pack and seems like a brilliant idea. Only thing is, I haven't come across anyone whose 'phone is compatible with any of the 6 adapters.

Any BCGers found this innovation useful?

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ October 11 2009, 12:59 PM BST

We've all seen wind-up torches for sale.

I've found a wind-up torch which doubles as a charger for mobile 'phones. It comes with 6 different adapters in a blister pack and seems like a brilliant idea. Only thing is, I haven't come across anyone whose 'phone is compatible with any of the 6 adapters.

Any BCGers found this innovation useful?

I have one. I don't know how different the US ones are from yours, but mine works just fine and I had the right adaptor for my phone, it's the LG Chocolate 3. My flashlight has a world band radio, a compass, the charger section and a panic alarm. I've purposely let my phone die just to use the light and impress people. :)

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ October 11 2009, 12:59 PM BST

We've all seen wind-up torches for sale.

I've found a wind-up torch which doubles as a charger for mobile 'phones. It comes with 6 different adapters in a blister pack and seems like a brilliant idea. Only thing is, I haven't come across anyone whose 'phone is compatible with any of the 6 adapters.

Any BCGers found this innovation useful?

I love gadgets and have a wind-up torch/radio combo. I think I may have the wind-up charger too, although haven't needed to use it. I'm not sure it's even compatible with my current phone, so sorry not much help.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 11 2009, 1:01 PM BST

My flashlight has a world band radio, a compass, the charger section and a panic alarm.

The 'Swiss Army Knife' of wind-up technology! Does it have a pointy bit to disgorge stones from horses hoofs?

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ October 11 2009, 1:26 PM BST

The 'Swiss Army Knife' of wind-up technology! Does it have a pointy bit to disgorge stones from horses hoofs?

Hoof pick. Unimpressed

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ October 11 2009, 1:26 PM BST

The 'Swiss Army Knife' of wind-up technology! Does it have a pointy bit to disgorge stones from horses hoofs?

No, sadly. :(

It does have a beer bottle opener and a spot for waterproof matches that leaks...

Jealous, aren't you???? :$

Quote: Aaron @ October 11 2009, 11:42 AM BST

Jew gayboy.

Unimpressed I told you before, there's no such thing.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 2:18 PM BST

Unimpressed I told you before, there's no such thing.

(*coughs* Matt Lucas *coughs*)

Oh, is he Jewish?

Maybe there should be a database of comedians' race, nationality ans religion on the site?

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 11 2009, 3:12 PM BST

(*coughs* Matt Lucas *coughs*)

I think my remark would have had more meaning if things were still like the good old days when me Aaron and zooo would wile away the early hours with...erm...how can I put it? Imaginative situations?

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