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Who are dirtier; men or women? Page 2

Wasn't his arse (listen to me!) really hairy, if I remember correctly?

(Initial question answered, I believe. Pleased )

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 11 2009, 1:29 AM BST

Wasn't his arse (listen to me!) really hairy, if I remember correctly?

Laughing out loud

Not overly so. It was in keeping with his general all over hairiness. :D

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 11 2009, 12:44 AM BST

How dare you! You could eat your dinner off my arse! Errr

I'm sure your arse is magnificent! Lovey

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 11 2009, 1:48 AM BST

I'm sure your arse is magnificent! Lovey

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It's not hairy, I'm afraid. I seem to have been last in the queue when God was handing out body hair. :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 11 2009, 1:50 AM BST

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It's not hairy, I'm afraid. I seem to have been last in the queue when God was handing out body hair. :(

I was pushed to the front. Teary Sick

Women. And their obsession with presenting the opposite to be the case...!

Well in my experience men's toilets are much more disgusting.
Maybe that's more because the male cleaners that clean 'em are shit at it. :)

More likely to be female cleaners actually.

The only places where a woman would have to use the mens' is the kind of place where it's vile anyway. So the whole point is void.

I guess!

So why are women dirtier then?

Probably Men are dirtier because of their I-am-a-man and don't-care attitudes. Then again it's not a sex related thing, depends on attitudes.

Agreed. :)
But the whole thread demands generalisations, that's a given.

Quote: Linda La Hughes @ October 11 2009, 1:21 AM BST

That's conjured up a few images. One being the lovely Reece Shearsmith, as Benjamin, on 'Nude Day'...
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*wibble* He does have a rather spiffing bottom.

I was in Wilco's once and it was just when they'd started selling food. I was looking at the super noodles when all of a sudden this ungodly odour invaded my nostrils. It was how I imagined the bog of eternal stench to smell like in the David Bowie vehicle 'Labyrinth'. I turned to see where this smell had come from, and stood there was this foul woman who hadn't touched a bar of soap in quite some time. The smell seemed to get.....thicker and her companion arrived. Twas a man. It is folly to suggest women are intrinsically filthier than men and vice versa.

Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ October 11 2009, 12:47 PM BST

*wibble* He does have a rather spiffing bottom.

I was in Wilco's once and it was just when they'd started selling food. I was looking at the super noodles when all of a sudden this ungodly odour invaded my nostrils. It was how I imagined the bog of eternal stench to smell like in the David Bowie vehicle 'Labyrinth'. I turned to see where this smell had come from, and stood there was this foul woman who hadn't touched a bar of soap in quite some time. The smell seemed to get.....thicker and her companion arrived. Twas a man. It is folly to suggest women are intrinsically filthier than men and vice versa.

Oh, the "bad" lady smell. Sick

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 11 2009, 1:50 AM BST

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It's not hairy, I'm afraid. I seem to have been last in the queue when God was handing out body hair. :(

My ex is that terrible combo of German and Scottish. Lots of hair. :(

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 11 2009, 12:50 PM BST

My ex is that terrible combo of German and Scottish. Lots of hair. :(

:| I don't, I don't!

You are very lucky, because my mother in law got it...bad...

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