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Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 9:52 AM BST

SHY and geeky Danny, not guys who jump on top of me so forcefully I'm flung to the ground and have to use a beer bottle to fend them off!

:D ;) :$

Still bruised by the way :P

Yeah you'd be suprise how little success I've had with that technique... must change tact I think. Unimpressed

You mean mentally bruised don't you :(

I honestly cannot apologise enough >_<

Quote: dannyjb1 @ October 11 2009, 10:10 AM BST

Yeah you'd be suprise how little success I've had with that technique... must change tact I think. Unimpressed

You mean mentally bruised don't you :(

Oh I dunno - I'm sure some girls would love it!

Oh no! Just physically - nice green bruise about half a foot long down my back. It's pretty impressive.

:)

Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 10:14 AM BST

Oh I dunno - I'm sure some girls would love it!

Oh no! Just physically - nice green bruise about half a foot long down my back. It's pretty impressive. (I do bruise really easily though)

:)

Teary Console

Ha don't apoloise - it didn't hurt - I just bruise spectacularly well.. and of course I'm never going to let you hear the end of it :P

Quote: Nogget @ October 8 2009, 10:18 PM BST

Has anyone tried dating websites? What's your experience of them?

*looks around* Cool

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 8 2009, 11:02 PM BST

That's what I'm thinking. :)

Pfffft.

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2009, 11:24 PM BST

There's something in the water.

It appears to be Jake How.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 9 2009, 10:50 AM BST

This one's good.

I reckon you owe me some kind of commission. Pleased

Quote: zooo @ October 9 2009, 2:08 PM BST

how I met his nibs.

:S

Quote: don rushmore @ October 9 2009, 7:59 PM BST

It's all over in ten seconds?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 8:00 PM BST

No, he has to take performance enhancing drugs.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ October 10 2009, 11:18 PM BST

Girl Power! - Gets the washing up done extra fast!

:D

Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 9:30 AM BST

I tend to fancy quite geeky/shy guys so usually have to make the first move or nothing happens.

Wave

Emoticon overload...

Anyway. Interweb dating. Yeah, because meeting someone and getting to know them first is so much more sordid than when drunk in a pub. :/

Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 9:30 AM BST

Console aw, they were probably too intimidated Dolly

I tend to fancy quite geeky/shy guys so usually have to make the first move or nothing happens. I would draw the line at proposing though! You?

Er...yeah... Huh?
I dunno if all this makes me assertive and modern or pushy and desperate!

Or married...

I'm so desperate my idea of a lonely hearts page is the obits and a shovel.

Quote: sootyj @ October 11 2009, 11:02 AM BST

Or married...

I'm so desperate my idea of a lonely hearts page is the obits and a shovel.

People only have to ask. What's the worse that can happen?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 11:03 AM BST

People only have to ask. What's the worse that can happen?

She says yes. Then later reveals she's a horrible person.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 11:00 AM BST

Er...yeah... Huh?
I dunno if all this makes me assertive and modern or pushy and desperate!

It makes you you, and not conforming to any of the weird stereotypes defined in American teen movies. :)

Quote: Kenneth @ October 11 2009, 11:05 AM BST

She says yes. Then later reveals she's a horrible person.

:D personal experience?

Quote: Aaron @ October 11 2009, 11:06 AM BST

It makes you you, and not conforming to any of the weird stereotypes defined in American teen movies. :)

Thanks. Still it would have been nicer the other way around!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 11:07 AM BST

:D personal experience?

She REALLY wasn't my type at all, but some well-meaning meddling relatives had been pressuring me to go out with her. All was pretend fine for a week until out popped her cloven hoof and the abuse started.

Tip for single guys: Beware of women who constantly complain that their mother and sister are horrible, interfering, bossy bitching cows. It may run in the family.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 11 2009, 11:14 AM BST

She REALLY wasn't my type at all, but some well-meaning meddling relatives had been pressuring me to go out with her. All was pretend fine for a week until out popped her cloven hoof and the abuse started.

Tip for single guys: Beware of women who constantly complain that their mother and sister are horrible, interfering, bossy bitching cows. It may run in the family.

I take it, it didn't last then. ;)

My mum is dippy and my sister is mental. Errr

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 6:56 AM BST

Would you draw the line at women proposing?

Here's the funny thing, even though a woman rarely gets down on one knee and proposes, they do all of the ground work to ensure that it does happen. Very few women are properly shocked when they get proposed to.

They start dropping the less then subtle hints into almost every conversation, they will point out rings in jewellery shop windows, they will talk about the recent weddings of their best friends, everyone the girl knows will say 'When are two getting married?', bridal magazines will suddenly appear on the coffee table, then the dreaded 'Where is our relationship going?' conversations will appear much more frequently.

It's a bit like launching a ship - the women will build the dockyard, build the ship, buy the bottle of champagne and tie the string around it - your job is be Queen Elizabeth, all you do is show up and make it official.

See, that's where I went wrong, I got her some Corgis instead. Errr

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