Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 12:54 AM BSTDags Dollar?
Tennis Jones?
She should go with her Icelandic name.
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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 10 2009, 11:06 PM BST
I think that is the first time that has happened to me on here. I feel violated yet kind of proud at the same time.
Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 12:58 AM BST
You only had to ask, Sammy. 
We'll make a point of picking up on these things from now on. Especially if you continue to use words such as "violated" in your posts. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 11 2009, 12:59 AM BSTYou only had to ask, Sammy.
We'll make a point of picking up on these things from now on. Especially if you continue to use words such as "violated" in your posts.
When will I learn to keep my mouth shut?!
Quote: Sammy @ October 11 2009, 1:09 AM BSTWhen will I learn to keep my mouth shut?!
When... no, I can't, you're too sweet.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 11 2009, 1:10 AM BSTWhen... no, I can't, you're too sweet.
Bored senseless. I should have flown somewhere to have fun this weekend.
Quote: DaButt @ October 11 2009, 1:39 AM BSTBored senseless. I should have flown somewhere to have fun this weekend.
Ditto. Only I couldn't fly off anywhere even if I wanted to. I've been awake since 5am, after a few hours sleep and so will spend another day not getting anything done. 
Coming very late to this...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 2 2009, 3:09 PM BSTI don't mind blood tests at all. Mr Dagger had a lumber puncture and said it was one of the most awful things.
Neither do I, and yes it is. *shudder*
I can feel it in my back now. >_<
Quote: zooo @ October 2 2009, 9:25 PM BSTThey could practice on illegals or homelesses.
Ooooh. That's a good idea actually. Illegal immigrants should be put to use in drugs testing.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 3 2009, 8:56 PM BSTI'm making you your Christmas card this year
\o/
Quote: DaButt @ October 3 2009, 9:43 PM BSTI'm eating pizza, but I, too, can't help but be amazed by the man's perfectly spherical gut.
He's one of those guys who have an enormous belly, but the rest of him is normal sized. I've read that it's a very unhealthy body shape.
*'No shit, Sherlock' alarm sounds*
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 3 2009, 10:26 PM BSTYou have no idea how touched I am. <3
Leevil does. 
Quote: DaButt @ October 4 2009, 9:11 PM BSTAny red-blooded (and red-palmed) man downloads his porn. Duh.
*high fives*
(*washes hand first*)
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 5 2009, 11:47 AM BSTChip may be onto something here, Robyn. I started drinking seriously when I arrived at university because I felt unable to fit in, out of my depth, a fish out of water. Alcohol took the fear away in social situations. I'd highly recommend it as a coping strategy.
Quote: zooo @ October 5 2009, 9:33 PM BSTProssies will do whatever you ask them to I think!
pay*
Quote: DaButt @ October 11 2009, 1:39 AM BSTBored senseless. I should have flown somewhere to have fun this weekend.
You fly a lot DaButt, is flying dirt cheap in the States?
Quote: Leevil @ October 6 2009, 5:35 PM BSTI am a lazy f**ker
Your poor girlfriend. 
Quote: Leevil @ October 6 2009, 10:45 PM BSTI don't think our woods are as creepy as yours. No (or not many) hillbillies live in them.
Gypsies and Poles instead. 
As no one actually seriously answered this:
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 10:44 PM BSTYou all are serious?
Over here, porn is customarily left under the mattress or in the bathroom. Out in the woods? That's just creepy. No wonder bunnies have such issues.
It's not some weird national custom. That's the kind of place it's left by kids who shouldn't have got hold of it in the first place. You're 14 (or even 18 but with disapproving family) and you've got a porn mag - do you put it in your bedroom somewhere or get rid of it? Not really something that can be put in the recycling. When we talk about 'woods' we're not talking huge expanses of forest, but smallish areas of trees. Often mini nature-reserves or within local parks.
Quote: Curt @ October 7 2009, 12:43 AM BSTThanks bud. I'll have my sherbet and black licorice soon. I just have to wait one more week for the investigation to go through and then I'll finally get the goodness of sherbet and licorice. mmmmmm
Couldn't you steal some money from your wife to get it? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 7 2009, 12:47 AM BSTThey have a picture of a policeman on it, which is useful to remind everyone what one looks like.
Quote: Curt @ October 7 2009, 3:43 AM BSTI kind of am but it wasn't my Mastercard that got hacked, it was my bank card which I never use online. They asked me if I used it at a gas station and I said "Yes but it was one of your bank's machines" and she responded "Oh, well you can't actually trust those". Great, so from now on I guess I'll have to be sure and take money out only from my bank's buildings.
That's why you should cover your hand when keying in your PIN. Ditto when paying in shops. I always make sure to cover the keypad, lean right over it, etc.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ October 7 2009, 12:52 PM BSTDanny is reading a book on philosophy and is now not entirely sure wether he does or doesn't exist.
For the good of mankind...
Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2009, 9:53 PM BSTSherbet Bandit and the Liquorish Kid (Aaron)
Licorice*
Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 11:08 PM BSTOh, and you just made transpenninial up! I know that cos Google define couldn't find it!
Quote: chipolata @ October 8 2009, 2:06 PM BSTI've got the window open and a fan heater on the chair beside me!
You are solely responsible for global warming.
Quote: chipolata @ October 8 2009, 4:51 PM BSTIn nine months time Dolly will give birth to a litter of Chipaggers.
Dips, surely?
Quote: dannyjb1 @ October 9 2009, 5:37 PM BSTI can only apologize.
You could apologise.
Quote: DaButt @ October 9 2009, 6:51 PM BST6' 5", I think. (Almost 2 meters for those of you into that metric crap.)
2 metres*
It means nothing to me. 6' 5" is fine.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 10 2009, 11:06 PM BST
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 6:51 AM BSTI've been awake since 5am, after a few hours sleep
8am here. Sigh.
Aaron is not currently wearing his glasses and had forgotten just how blind he is.
I just did that! It sucks.
Robyn is frantically reading Keats having not been woken up. >_<
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 11 2009, 12:21 PM BSTI just did that! It sucks.
Robyn is frantically reading Keats having not been woken up. >_<
Get the audio versions if you can Robyn. It helped me immensely hearing it someone else's voice.
Ben is off to do some ironing.