'Superlungs My Supergirl' was a naughty little number by 'the Scottish Dylan', Donovan. It starts "She was just fourteen, have you ever seen..." I think you can guess the rest. It includes naughty sound effects too and is actually one of his best songs from his great electrico banana period. Alas it was banned before it got any airtime, but it's well worth seeking out and listening to. I love it...as apparently did Donovan...ahem. Goood morning.
The Divine Comedy have some good titles (even if some of them were nicked from elsewhere)
Generation Sex
The Certainty of Chance
The Pop Singer's Fear of the Pollen Count
Death of a Supernaturalist
Something for the Weekend
Commuter Love
To Die a Virgin
Count Grassi's Passage Over Piedmont
Quote: Lee Henman @ October 10 2009, 3:00 AM BSTThere Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards (Lucky Bleeders).
-Ian Dury ATB http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPvRsLWlDXw
Fantastic tune.
Quote: Badge @ October 10 2009, 2:11 AM BSTYou could also have a sub-thread full of Half Man Half Biscuit titles.
"All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit" must be a contender.
Brian May Hair - was that one of theirs too?
Carter USM; Lean on me I won't fall over, the only living boy in Newcross, Sherrif Fatman, Glamrock cops.
Basically they rock!
Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2009, 9:57 PM BSTCarter USM; Lean on me I won't fall over, the only living boy in Newcross, Sherrif Fatman, Glamrock cops.
Basically they rock!
The drummer kipped on my floor for a few nights and I cooked him beans. 
Ivor Cutler has some pretty good song titles.
Atrocity Exhibition - Joy Division
And what have you done with my body God? - Art of Noise
Ultraviolence - New Order
Don't lose what's left of your little mind - Frankie goes to Hollywood
You gotta say yes to another excess - Yello
Nice title, nice song . . if you like Country that is .
'Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.'
One Angry Dwarf & 200 solemn faces.
Ben Folds Five.
Baby let's have a baby before Bush do somethin' crazy - The Coup
I'm an ugly nigga so what? - Biz Markie
'It's Your Money I'm After Baby' by The Wonder Stuff is a good anti-love song title.