Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 10 2009, 2:21 AM BSTIf you want to get me back for my wind ups / insults, I hate everything written by Randy Newman and if I hear, 'I love LA!' one more time, people are gonna die.
Oh, so you hate 'Short People', do you? Which means that you actually hate black people. Check and mate. 
Is he Richard Curtis?
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 10 2009, 2:24 AM BSTOh, so you hate 'Short People', do you? Which means that you actually hate black people. Check and mate.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 10 2009, 2:24 AM BSTOh, so you hate 'Short People', do you? Which means that you actually hate black people. Check and mate.
The only short black people I know are pygmys...and yes, I hate them. Double check and mate, now king me.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 10 2009, 2:23 AM BSTNo, before that other song became so big. My oldest was a couple of weeks old when she died and he was had reflux, so I was up with him all hours and the funeral coverage and news and the aftermath was all that on TV.
Favourite line ever about Princess Diana comes from Garth Merenghi's Darkplace (when Dean Lerner is comparing the missing-presumed-dead Madeleine Wool to Princess Di)...
"She was like a candle in the wind. Unreliable."
LOL.
I like pre-1976ish Elton John. So there.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 10 2009, 2:26 AM BSTFavourite line ever about Princess Diana comes from Garth Merenghi's Darkplace (when Dean Lerner is comparing the missing-presumed-dead Madeleine Wool to Princess Di)...
"She was like a candle in the wind. Unreliable."
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 10 2009, 2:26 AM BSTThe only short black people I know are pygmys...and yes, I hate them. Double check and mate, now king me.
Is this some sort of gay reference? Now who's getting hard for the fit and toned, well-oiled young men wearing tight Speedos in the I'm Still Standing video, eh? Eh?
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 10 2009, 2:29 AM BSTIs this some sort of gay reference? Now who's getting hard for the fit and toned, well-oiled young men wearing tight Speedos in the I'm Still Standing video, eh? Eh?
Everyone knows gay men in Speedos like to be called Queens...oh no, I've said to much.
*Puts on I'm Too Sexy and prances around naked to it...but in a straight way, like Vikings.
Quote: DaButt @ October 10 2009, 2:28 AM BSTI like pre-1976ish Elton John. So there.
Ah yes, I remember those days before he became an outrageous old queen.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 10 2009, 2:31 AM BST*Puts on I'm Too Sexy and prances around naked to it...but in a straight way, like Vikings.
*puts on 'Right Said Fred' by Bernard Cribbins, dresses up as a workman and stares into Fred's hole*
I've checked my thesaurus and "I'm Still Standing" comes out as "I'm still erect".
Quote: Badge @ October 10 2009, 2:32 AM BSTI've checked my thesaurus and "I'm Still Standing" comes out as "I'm still erect".
It's all there if you look hard enough. "Daniel" is gay slang for "incestuous reach-around", for example.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 10 2009, 2:34 AM BST
It's all there if you look hard enough. "Daniel" is gay slang for "incestuous reach-around", for example.
Then a Michael McIntyre must be an anal prolapse followed by a load of shit hitting the floor.
Whereas Gary Glitter prefered some George Lucas action.