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What are you watching on TV? Page 963

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 8:02 PM BST

Are you a bus driver?

They are my mortal enemies.

Mine too, that's why I do all that stuff.

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 8:04 PM BST

Mine too, that's why I do all that stuff.

I just row with bus drivers in Oxford for not talking properly.

I hate the ones that go before everyone's sat down, it's like an OAP pinball machine sometimes.

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 8:07 PM BST

I hate the ones that go before everyone's sat down, it's like an OAP pinball machine sometimes.

:) and you're expected to thank them when you get off the bus outside of London. Rolling eyes

Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 8:07 PM BST

I hate the ones that go before everyone's sat down, it's like an OAP pinball machine sometimes.

:D

But it's true! The miserable sods.

I once fell from the bottom step of the stairs straight out onto the pavement, landing on my knees, ripping my best leopard skin trousers when I was 15. Can't blame the driver though....more the copious amounts of Thunderbird and Concorde I'd consumed.

Owww.
People do amazing falls on buses. My friend was sat in the middle of the long back seat, fell off and because of the bus braking at the same time, skidded on her bum right down the length of the bus. It was AmAzInG.

'Cats do the spunkiest things'

I'm catching up on Criminal Justice. Bit glum...

Quote: zooo @ October 9 2009, 8:18 PM BST

Owww.
People do amazing falls on buses. My friend was sat in the middle of the long back seat, fell off and because of the bus braking at the same time, skidded on her bum right down the length of the bus. It was AmAzInG.

Brilliant. I have a scar on my shin from the metal bar that covers the top of the back of the seats. I'm still not sure how it happened... Huh?

Quote: zooo @ October 9 2009, 8:18 PM BST

Owww.
People do amazing falls on buses. My friend was sat in the middle of the long back seat, fell off and because of the bus braking at the same time, skidded on her bum right down the length of the bus. It was AmAzInG.

Hee! It sounds like a really fun kind of accident!

It very much was for us. :D
I'm sure she, er, remembers it with fondness now... :/

Quote: zooo @ October 9 2009, 8:35 PM BST

It very much was for us. :D
I'm sure she, er, remembers it with fondness now... :/

:D
I bet it was one of those times when everyone's quiet until they've found out she hasn't broken her neck or anything, then everyone laughs their heads off at her!

Heee, yep. There was a rather shocked silence until she started getting up.

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