Quote: Scottidog @ October 9 2009, 2:44 PM BSTI think if you're single and buy f**king a cat you are probably not far away from joining a dating site anyway.
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Ha. ian?
Quote: zooo @ October 9 2009, 3:54 PM BSTHa. ian?
I am not f**king my cat!
She's only 1 I'm not a paedo!
I met my wife through the newspaper in 1998. We've just had our 10th wedding anniversary and have three (bloody) kids. 
I suppose many couples meet in ways they might be a bit embarassed about; at a barn dance, Michael Bolton concert, the Torture Garden s&m club...
Quote: Moonstone @ October 9 2009, 3:51 PM BST
Sorry pal.
Didn't realise I was talking about a member on here.
I have a cat.
actually...when you masturbate do you let the cat watch?
I didn't at first, but now...he cannot get enough of it, at first he had a look on his face that suggested 'what the hell is going on!', now he just suggests a look of 'oh, not again'...
I always try and cum on my cat.
You can quote that anytime you like.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 9 2009, 3:52 PM BST
You really are the comic genius Tim, you are wasted on here. truely.
*rings RSPCA and and News of the World.*
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 7:50 PM BST*rings RSPCA and and News of the World.*
Quote: Scottidog @ October 9 2009, 7:49 PM BSTI always try and cum on my cat.
Scotticat?
Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 7:51 PM BSTScotticat?
Spottycat.
Stickicat?
Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 7:52 PM BSTStickicat?
Have a break, have a stickycat.
It's got a ring to it (like that Japanese girl's cat).
But is it crunchy in the middle?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 7:53 PM BSTHave a break, have a stickycat.
It's got a ring to it (like that Japanese girl's cat).
No I never have a break, I'm like a 100m olympic sprinter when I go for it.
His head moves like he's watching a tennis match as my balls slide from side to side...