British Comedy Guide

What makes cats so funny? Page 5

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 2:48 PM BST

I find cats rather graceful, smart and sly. In contrast dogs are accident prone, thick and stupidly loyal - thus I think they're more comical.

Thick dogs?

You don't see a cat helping the blind cross a road do you?

No, and do you know why...cos they're out chasing things that move all day.

I wanted a Cat but now I'm not so sure after removing 8 Cat poos from my drive this morning! Angry

It was the first time I met my next door neighbour too and I was carrrying a big bag of shit!! Wave Sick

Quote: ShoePie @ October 9 2009, 2:51 PM BST

I wanted a Cat but now I'm not so sure after removing 8 Cat poos from my drive this morning! Angry

It was the first time I met my next door neighbour too and I was carrrying a big bag of shit!! Wave Sick

:D

It would have been brilliant if you had went.

"Oh this..this isn't mine"

Quote: Scottidog @ October 9 2009, 2:51 PM BST

Thick dogs?

I've had three thick dogs now. Easy to train but thick. Or so thick they do what you ask. A cat wouldn't.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 2:56 PM BST

I've had three thick dogs now. Easy to train but thick. Or so thick they do what you ask. A cat wouldn't.

Three thick dogs.

The thinner ones are much more intelligent. Cats. Are. Shit.

I have one..and now I want a thick dog!
I want a white alsatian but she wants the one like the one on Paul O'Grady. Oh god...

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 2:48 PM BST

I find cats rather graceful, smart and sly. In contrast dogs are accident prone, thick and stupidly loyal - thus I think they're more comical.

The thing is with cats, is that they seem to like presenting themselves as graceful, which is why it's interesting to see them mess up a graceful leap and end up in a pile on the floor. It's a staple of comedy; accidents, and the bringing down of the aloof.

Quote: Scottidog @ October 9 2009, 3:00 PM BST

I want a white alsatian

A Belgian Shepherd dog?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 3:03 PM BST

A Belgian Shepherd dog?

No, a white alsatian, or Shephard dog.

Why has it got to be Belgian.

'Just a white shephard dog thankyou sir...'

''Do you mean Belgian?''

'No, just a white german shephard that is not Belgian thanks'

:)

Quote: Scottidog @ October 9 2009, 3:06 PM BST

No, a white alsatian, or Shephard dog.

Why has it got to be Belgian.

'Just a white shephard dog thankyou sir...'

''Do you mean Belgian?''

'No, just a white german shephard that is not Belgian thanks'

:)

It might take you a while to find one then. ;)

I had a german shepherd cross - called Blondie (I didn't that was Hitler) - and you have to watch their back legs. His became increasingly paralysed until we had to put him to sleep aged only 13. Teary

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 3:19 PM BST

I had a german shepherd cross

Why, did you steal his sheep?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 2:56 PM BST

I've had three thick dogs now. Easy to train but thick. Or so thick they do what you ask. A cat wouldn't.

The dumbest dogs often seem to be those confined to houses/apartments or places with tiny gardens. Dogs thrive in the countryside, especially when they have other dogs to live with. As for cats, they may be more fastidious and dextrous than dogs, but they have smaller brains.

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Only 'cos they don't have big fat heads like dogs.

Yes, cats or Lions as their also known have tiny heads/brains. Rolling eyes :D

My cat thinks she's a mouse.

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Quote: Marc P @ October 9 2009, 4:11 PM BST

My cat thinks she's a mouse.

Is tha an old pic? She doesn't look old. Cat botox?

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