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Joke Adoption. Page 7

Explain.

Quote: Mark Norton @ October 9 2009, 9:28 AM BST

Explain.

No.

Speak up Tony I can't hear you.

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He's behind you..!

What do you call a timeshare that's gone pear-shaped?
A big-ass timeshare.

Quote: Mark Norton @ October 9 2009, 10:05 AM BST

What do you call a timeshare that's gone pear-shaped?
A big-ass timeshare.

Explain.

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Da-da da da da da daaa da!

Quote: Mark Norton @ October 9 2009, 10:05 AM BST

He's behind you..!

What do you call a timeshare that's gone pear-shaped?
A big-ass timeshare.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Marc P @ October 9 2009, 9:52 AM BST

Speak up Tony I can't hear you.

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Has anyone noticed Bush has a framed photo of Tony Blair in the background?
Most people have a piccy of their wives. Or their kids. Or their dog.
Not a foreign leader.

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ October 9 2009, 1:09 PM BST

Has anyone noticed Bush has a framed photo of Tony Blair in the background?

I think Mark Norton did. :D

I have a framed photo of Ronnie Corbett and his wife ripped out of 'Hello' magazine on my mantlepiece.

Why did the time-share go pear-shaped?

No one got a pear-share.

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ October 9 2009, 1:09 PM BST

Has anyone noticed Bush has a framed photo of Tony Blair in the background?
Most people have a piccy of their wives. Or their kids. Or their dog*.
Not a foreign leader.

* lapdog = Bush's pet = Tony Blair

(Oh yeah, take that Blair, sticking it to ya', how'd you like that? Cool )

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 1:39 PM BST

I think Mark Norton did. :D

Yean and I think Marc P might have as well which is why he said Tony instead of Gordon! :D

Quote: Marc P @ October 9 2009, 2:07 PM BST

Yean and I think Marc P might have as well which is why he said Tony instead of Gordon! :D

I put that down to memory loss.

:)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 9 2009, 2:10 PM BST

I put that down to memory loss.

:)

It's a possibility!

:)

Quote: Morrace @ October 9 2009, 1:57 PM BST

Why did the time-share go pear-shaped?

No one got a pear-share.

:D Way to adapt it!

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