Quote: AngieBaby @ October 8 2009, 10:27 PM BSTI'll say it's cruel, I don't even know how a picture of a shaved cat got in the pc's internet history?
Where's Steve?
What makes cats so funny? Page 3
Quote: Jane P @ October 8 2009, 10:24 PM BSTI thought you were crying because you liked me so much. Happens to me all the time.
Come on Jane, I only cry after sex, usually because it costs so much money.
Looking forward to seeing pictures of your pussy. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 8 2009, 10:32 PM BSTLooking forward to seeing pictures of your pussy.
Er, the word is PLEASE 
Dogs are funnier by far.
Smellier.
My cat is a whore. Plain and simple. I wish I'd kept track of how many times she would sprawl out in front of my husband, do a spread eagle and clean herself, all the while trying to keep constant eye contact with him. She would then turn to look at me and stare me down, then go back to cleaning. Slut!
LSD makes them way funnier.
This made me sad a whole strip about someone just f**king with a cat.
Bastard.
Some Japanese girls have a curious fascination with getting close to their cats.
Cats are very cute and quite stupid. Dogs make much better company, provided they have enough space.
I like getting close but I draw the line at rimming my cat, mostly because he's ginger and I don't want to catch it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 8 2009, 10:32 PM BSTCome on Jane, I only cry after sex, usually because it costs so much money.
Looking forward to seeing pictures of your pussy.
Ahh now I understand why you were in the gents so long! I didn't like to ask.
And how dare you? Do I look like Mollie Sugden? (Don't answer that). Why can't you be more like Leevil? Such a polite young man when enquiring about a lady's pussy.
Hi Dolly - yes dogs are funny too. Don't get me started on my amusing stories about the miniature daschund we used to have.
Hey Andrea - the trick with cats is not to let them know when they've intimidated you. 
Quote: Paul W @ October 9 2009, 8:24 AM BSTI like getting close but I draw the line at rimming my cat, mostly because he's ginger and I don't want to catch it.
Are cats funny? Don't know about that. Maybe if you stick one in a blender.
That Japanese girl has obviously never emptied a litter try, or she wouldn't be doing that.
She's trying to suck out all the chocolate.
Quote: Leevil @ October 9 2009, 12:36 PM BSTShe's trying to suck out all the chocolate.
Cats aren't funny. I have a cat called Oscar who rarely makes me laugh. He crunches up mice on my patio, then waits until he gets inside before yacking up a ball of intestines and fur all over my rug. Then he has the whisker-faced gall to jump up on the kitchen counter and miaow for food.
On the odd occasion that I do allow the little bastard up on my knee the first thing he does is either pierce my tender thigh flesh with his razor-sharp claws, or yawn directly in my face, delivering an aroma which I can only imagine to being akin to a bag lady's crusty gusset directly up my nostrils.
He also sits in my favourite chair and refuses to f**k off out of it. If my labrador Lucy sits in my chair, I only have to LOOK at her and she gets the message and vacates the area. Oscar will only move after I've physically picked him up, his back legs kicking and flailing as he tries to get some purchase on my flesh with his c**tish little claws.
No, cats aren't funny.