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What makes cats so funny? Page 2
Quote: zooo @ October 8 2009, 9:46 PM BSTKitty might not like the hissing sound it makes when you open the bottle.
Might sound like an angry cat.
Ooooooh, good point!
Quote: bigfella @ October 8 2009, 9:46 PM BSTMy cat has turned into a pain the arse. She has stopped eating the £1 cat food from the pet shop she has ate for the first 9 years of her life. She jumped in the f**king fridge the other day!
lol mine did that too! After the tuna. Didn't even know she was behind me, blinked and then there was a cat in the fridge.
Is now not a good time to bring out my cat photos then?
My ex got custody but she's hilarious trust me.
ps Don't worry Badge and Renegade - I'll have them with me next time I see you.
Quote: bigfella @ October 8 2009, 9:46 PM BSTMy cat has turned into a pain the arse. She has stopped eating the £1 cat food from the pet shop she has ate for the first 9 years of her life. She jumped in the f**king fridge the other day!
Now that's comedy!
Make sure you don't shut any kitties in your fridges! 
Quote: Jane P @ October 8 2009, 9:53 PM BSTIs now not a good time to bring out my cat photos then?
Quote: Jane P @ October 8 2009, 9:53 PM BSTMy ex got custody but she's hilarious trust me.
Why is your ex is hilarious?
Go on, show us your...moggy.
Quote: Jane P @ October 8 2009, 9:53 PM BSTps Don't worry Badge and Renegade - I'll have them with me next time I see you.
Only if you stink of cat wee and promise to refer to them as your 'babies'.
My ex is lovely but the cat's the funny one. A gorgeous lilac burmese who thinks she's a dog *JP carries on despite Badge, RC and several others going to sleep*
And she talks and plays fetch and everything Zooo. And no, surprisingly, I don't have children. What are the chances?
Hehe!
Awwwww. Wanna see the kitteh.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 8 2009, 10:07 PM BSTOnly if you stink of cat wee and promise to refer to them as your 'babies'.
Define 'stink'.
Quote: Jane P @ October 8 2009, 10:09 PM BSTDefine 'stink'.
Sort of that acidy whiff that goes right up your nostrils and makes your eyes tear a little bit.
If you could Jane, when we meet up again, have a load of 'humourous' stories about your cats. Perhaps you could tell me about their personalities or the television programmes they pretend to watch and understand. I could listen to those for hours.
The more you talk about them as if they were people, then the more like people they'll be in your mind - which can only be a healthy thing. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 8 2009, 10:17 PM BSTSort of that acidy whiff that goes right up your nostrils and makes your eyes tear a little bit.
I thought you were crying because you liked me so much. Happens to me all the time.
Don't worry not only do I have stories, I think I can dig out some photos at the weekend.
Quote: AngieBaby @ October 8 2009, 10:23 PM BST
cruel
I'll say it's cruel, I don't even know how a picture of a shaved cat got in the pc's internet history?