A funny rape story? Page 12

Quote: DaButt @ October 8 2009, 7:15 PM BST

Speaking of rape, this artist says he will rape anyone who enters his gallery exhibit:

http://www.artlurker.com/2009/09/the-rape-tunnel-by-sheila-zareno/

(I assume it's fake, of course.)

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So not the ideal venue for a first date then?

Still, if it was real, I'd like to see him handle a coach party of pensioners from Rhyll. How many 80 year olds could he rape in one day?

I want some huge male ex cons to go in together and rape him.
Fingers crossed!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 8 2009, 7:31 PM BST

So not the ideal venue for a first date then?

Still, if it was real, I'd like to see him handle a coach party of pensioners from Rhyll. How many 80 year olds could he rape in one day?

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Not as many as you think, the friction from one pensioner alone would set you back a couple of service stations...

Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 11:03 PM BST

I don't get it. Does DD mean big boobies?

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Maybe it means me?

Surely by entering the tunnel you are giving implied consent? And it is no longer rape?

More to the point when did surprise sex get such a bad reputation? I blame the Mormons.

Smiley singing do gooding bastards.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 8 2009, 8:04 PM BST

Maybe it means me?

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Dolly with the double DD's...

Or did you mean your name.

Quote: Scottidog @ October 8 2009, 8:17 PM BST

Dolly with the double DD's...

Or did you mean your name.

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Definitely my name.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 8 2009, 8:25 PM BST

Definitely my name.

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Sorry to get your hopes up there DD, but I was referring to bra-size.

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2009, 7:26 PM BST

That sounded pretty cool until the bit where he punched someone in the face.

So... if it's all a story then it's still rather good. But if it's all factual then, he's just scary.

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Still though, people are stupid enough to go in there. Tbh they probably deserve what they get just for being that fecking stupid. "Don't go in that room! Or, you can, but you WILL get punched in the face!" *goes in room*

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2009, 7:32 PM BST

I want some huge male ex cons to go in together and rape him.
Fingers crossed!

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He said he has it rigged so he could overpower anyone. Yes he's mad and slightly weird, but see post above...

Quote: AngieBaby @ October 8 2009, 9:01 PM BST

Sorry to get your hopes up there DD, but I was referring to bra-size.

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You got all of our hopes up