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Is that... a paedophile cow?

Quote: Leevil @ October 8 2009, 2:28 PM BST

I love walking too. We go for lots of long walks through countrysides and forests. Never see any wildlife though, apart from rabbits. I wish I saw deer, wild horses, foxes and eagles, that would be cool.

I've only seen eagles in Scotland, see deer a lot and foxes, I've never seen a live badger in the wild and you need to get to the New Forest, Exmoor or dartmoor to see the ponies.

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2009, 2:32 PM BST

Is that... a paedophile cow?

:O It was a big calf actually. And to be more precise, I'm sure it was a bull.

That cow is saying 'eat me'. I'm having beef stir fry for dinner tonight.

I see deer just about every day, along with skunks and foxes. I'm on the edge of town and the poor things tend to wander too far and end up behind my house.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 8 2009, 2:33 PM BST

I've only seen eagles in Scotland, see deer a lot and foxes, I've never seen a live badger in the wild and you need to get to the New Forest, Exmoor or dartmoor to see the ponies.

Hmm, I've never seen a wild badger either. Seen plenty of beavers though Pleased

We get lots of Hawks and other Birds of Prey, but never a wild f**k off Eagle.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 8 2009, 2:34 PM BST

That cow is saying 'eat me'. I'm having beef stir fry for dinner tonight.

Teary

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 8 2009, 2:35 PM BST

I see deer just about every day, along with skunks and foxes.

:)

I see lots of squirrels in the garden, that's nice. Although they are the bastard gray kind! Angry

I've seen badgers, foxes, hares, rabbits, squirrels, mice, deer, pheasants annnnnd, hawks and stuff.

Would quite like to see a skunk!

Hares?! I thought they were mythical? Pleased

No, that's Peter Rabbit.

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2009, 2:37 PM BST

I've seen badgers, foxes, hares, rabbits, squirrels, mice, deer, pheasants annnnnd, hawks and stuff.

Would quite like to see a skunk!

Skunks are really cool, apart from the stinky thing. :D

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2009, 2:39 PM BST

No, that's Peter Rabbit.

What about this guy?

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Quote: Leevil @ October 8 2009, 2:43 PM BST

What about this guy?

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I live in a tough neighbourhood, so I like to think our rabbits will look like that someday. :D

You guys need more interesting animals. I'll pack a mini Noah's Ark inside my suitcase the next time I visit. I'll bring a pair of armadillos, opossums, rattlesnakes and scorpions and release them into the countryside.

No really, we're fine!!!!!

Quote: Leevil @ October 8 2009, 2:38 PM BST

Hares?! I thought they were mythical? Pleased

Only on Alan C's head! Unimpressed

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