So I decided to try a bit o' stand-up recently and it's all going rather swimmingly. I thought I'd share a few of my gags with the forum...
I loved growing up. I used to walk around with this little kid hanging to the back of my coat every time I went out. Ah, my child-hood.
Every year on sportsday I'd enter the piggy-back race on my own, every year I'd win. Sometime it's all in the way you carry yourself.
So I told him, I said: 'Doc, I think I have a problem with sincerity'. He said 'you can't be serious?'
Is that my mate Gary from the Reverse Rambling society? Ah, we go back a long way together.
My mate keeps on bangin on about how he's shaggin a Roman goddess. He's getting on minerva.
Right then, I gotta go. I'm off to the barbers to get my hair done like Bob Marley. I'm dreading it.
All criticism gladly accepted...