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Quote: Finck @ October 7 2009, 11:14 PM BST

Nom. Sounds lovely. I've had 2-for-2.50 Tesco tortellini everyday this week. And last week.

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Why don't you coooooook?

I've been thinking I'm coming down with a cold for 2 weeks now. Nothing so far. But the whole office is sniffly.

Well if this is the bug everyone's getting then I wouldn't worry, it's not bad. Just the first day really felt fluey with aches and dizziness.

I made half of it up and trusted your geographical knowledge of your immediate surroundings would do the rest. *sigh*

Awwwww thank you

(for over-estimating my limited intelligence)

Quote: Finck @ October 7 2009, 10:29 PM BST

I is tired and there's nothing on the telly. I've already had a sandwich and a packet of crisps out of boredom.

Meh.

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Where is you nowadays?

Germany, England, the moon etc?

I've realised I have turned into my Dad.

I have no concept or understanding of modern technology at all.

My four year old climbed onto my bed this morning and proceeded to "read" me a story. So what started out as a nice story about mommies and kids turned into a story about someone with bad gas who tells horrible knock-knock jokes. I wish I'd recorded it.

A woman just told me in the kitchen that she'd forgotten her soup again. I didn't have a comeback.

"Souper!"?

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 8 2009, 1:06 PM BST

"Souper!"?

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>_<

Even Marc P would draw the line at that!

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 8 2009, 1:06 PM BST

"Souper!"?

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Yeah, said in a really camp voice. That would have really impressed her Chip. Why not try it later when you next see her. She'll be amazed that you remembered and think you're hilarious. Go on.

Quote: chipolata @ October 8 2009, 1:09 PM BST

Even Marc P would draw the line at that!

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Would he though?

I've got the window open and a fan heater on the chair beside me!

Just been some young 17 year old lads in here. Complaining about the heat! They've f**ked off now!

What on earth is your job chip! Pleeeeeeeeease tell us.

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2009, 2:48 PM BST

What on earth is your job chip! Pleeeeeeeeease tell us.

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Not on your nelly!

He stokes the fires in the local crem!

Hence the heat!