It has a nail in it?
A funny rape story? Page 11
Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2009, 10:26 PM BSTIt has a nail in it?
No!
It's stuck in a tap.
Never mind if it's rape or not, does she get to cross it off her list?
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 7 2009, 10:27 PM BSTNo!
It's stuck in a tap.
But how do you explain the bar of soap up your arse?
Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2009, 10:29 PM BSTBut how do you explain the bar of soap up your arse?
It guarantees clean language.
Quote: AngieBaby @ October 7 2009, 10:28 PM BSTNever mind if it's rape or not, does she get to cross it off her list?
I thought it was only blokes who make a list. I dread to think who is on your list Angie -
1.Twins
2. Black Guy
3. Fireman
4. Police Man
5. Soldier
6. Doctor
7. AA Man
8. Married Bloke
9. Old Bloke
10. Midget
Am I close?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 7 2009, 10:44 PM BST1.Twins
2. Black Guy
3. Fireman
4. Police Man
5. Soldier
6. Doctor
7. AA Man
8. Married Bloke
9. Old Bloke
10. MidgetAm I close?
Not too far off. Just replace AA Man with a DD Woman.
Quote: Nogget @ October 7 2009, 10:32 PM BSTIt guarantees clean language.
I couldn't think of a better comeback than this one, sorry.
Quote: AngieBaby @ October 7 2009, 10:47 PM BSTNot too far off. Just replace AA Man with a DD Woman.
I don't get it. Does DD mean big boobies?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 7 2009, 10:44 PM BST
I thought it was only blokes who make a list. I dread to think who is on your list Angie -
1.Twins
2. Black Guy
3. Fireman
4. Police Man
5. Soldier
6. Doctor
7. AA Man
8. Married Bloke
9. Old Bloke
10. MidgetAm I close?
And who's on yours?
Thatcher
Thatcher and Hesseltine.
Eva Braun
Eva Braun no coffee table.
Sara Palin and George Bush
Debra Meden looking disaproving.
Quote: sootyj @ October 7 2009, 11:04 PM BSTAnd who's on yours?
Thatcher
Thatcher and Hesseltine.
Eva Braun
Eva Braun no coffee table.
Sara Palin and George Bush
Debra Meden looking disaproving.
I resent that sootyj, as I've stated before I hate politicians and I'm only right wing over certain issues.
I'm going to guess your list now though -
1. Jerry Ryan
2. Lexa Doig
3. Jewell Staite
4. C-3PO (for a little bi action)
5. She Hulk
6. Gordon Brown - cuz let's face it, he's the biggest prick I know and he's f**ked all of Britain.
Am I close?
Bit pointless I've screwed all of them. And GordyB doesn't count as he's screwed the entire country.
Albeit C3PO was a shameful orgy with R2D2 and some Jawas. I had to see Lombot afterwards as I was worried I'd caught a binary venereal disease off a vaporator.
Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 2:01 PM BSTWhat about when Jordan jumped on the rape horse
Speaking of rape, this artist says he will rape anyone who enters his gallery exhibit:
http://www.artlurker.com/2009/09/the-rape-tunnel-by-sheila-zareno/
(I assume it's fake, of course.)
That sounded pretty cool until the bit where he punched someone in the face.
So... if it's all a story then it's still rather good. But if it's all factual then, he's just scary.