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A funny rape story? Page 11

It has a nail in it?

Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2009, 10:26 PM BST

It has a nail in it?

No!

It's stuck in a tap.

Never mind if it's rape or not, does she get to cross it off her list?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 7 2009, 10:27 PM BST

No!

It's stuck in a tap.

But how do you explain the bar of soap up your arse?

Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2009, 10:29 PM BST

But how do you explain the bar of soap up your arse?

It guarantees clean language.

Quote: AngieBaby @ October 7 2009, 10:28 PM BST

Never mind if it's rape or not, does she get to cross it off her list?

:D

I thought it was only blokes who make a list. I dread to think who is on your list Angie -

1.Twins
2. Black Guy
3. Fireman
4. Police Man
5. Soldier
6. Doctor
7. AA Man
8. Married Bloke
9. Old Bloke
10. Midget

Am I close?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 7 2009, 10:44 PM BST

1.Twins
2. Black Guy
3. Fireman
4. Police Man
5. Soldier
6. Doctor
7. AA Man
8. Married Bloke
9. Old Bloke
10. Midget

Am I close?

Not too far off. Just replace AA Man with a DD Woman.

:P :P

Quote: Nogget @ October 7 2009, 10:32 PM BST

It guarantees clean language.

I couldn't think of a better comeback than this one, sorry.

Quote: AngieBaby @ October 7 2009, 10:47 PM BST

Not too far off. Just replace AA Man with a DD Woman.

:P :P

I don't get it. Does DD mean big boobies?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 7 2009, 10:44 PM BST

:D

I thought it was only blokes who make a list. I dread to think who is on your list Angie -

1.Twins
2. Black Guy
3. Fireman
4. Police Man
5. Soldier
6. Doctor
7. AA Man
8. Married Bloke
9. Old Bloke
10. Midget

Am I close?

And who's on yours?

Thatcher
Thatcher and Hesseltine.
Eva Braun
Eva Braun no coffee table.
Sara Palin and George Bush
Debra Meden looking disaproving.

Quote: sootyj @ October 7 2009, 11:04 PM BST

And who's on yours?

Thatcher
Thatcher and Hesseltine.
Eva Braun
Eva Braun no coffee table.
Sara Palin and George Bush
Debra Meden looking disaproving.

I resent that sootyj, as I've stated before I hate politicians and I'm only right wing over certain issues.

I'm going to guess your list now though -

1. Jerry Ryan
2. Lexa Doig
3. Jewell Staite
4. C-3PO (for a little bi action)
5. She Hulk
6. Gordon Brown - cuz let's face it, he's the biggest prick I know and he's f**ked all of Britain.

Am I close? :P

Bit pointless I've screwed all of them. And GordyB doesn't count as he's screwed the entire country.

Albeit C3PO was a shameful orgy with R2D2 and some Jawas. I had to see Lombot afterwards as I was worried I'd caught a binary venereal disease off a vaporator.

Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 2:01 PM BST

What about when Jordan jumped on the rape horse

:O

Speaking of rape, this artist says he will rape anyone who enters his gallery exhibit:

http://www.artlurker.com/2009/09/the-rape-tunnel-by-sheila-zareno/

(I assume it's fake, of course.)

That sounded pretty cool until the bit where he punched someone in the face.

So... if it's all a story then it's still rather good. But if it's all factual then, he's just scary.:)

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