Quote: zooo @ October 7 2009, 8:49 PM BSTPathetic and overlong conversations about comic book characters.
Well that's not very nice! 
Things That Wouldn't Exist Without Men... Page 14
Aw, okay, take out pathetic, stick with overlong.
Quote: zooo @ October 7 2009, 9:02 PM BSTAlthough, I bet there's just as many large men with man-tits who get that.
Not as many, man tits rarely reach the proportions of ladies'. It tends to be larger old ladies with general poor health. Occupational hazzard of doing a cardiac examination, leading to much hand-washing and cleaning of stethoscope. Mind you, some of the things I've seen whilst catheterising old blokes... no, I won't go there... 
Oh gawd.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 7 2009, 8:50 PM BSTHaving worked in A&E, I can assure you that girlies make skid marks too.
Quote: zooo @ October 7 2009, 8:53 PM BSTYikes!
Well maybe women at death's door.
But for some men it's probably a daily occurence!
And don't forget to mention that women poo little scented pellets!
Bowels are a great leveller. It's a comforting thought to know that all the really good-looking people in the world - even Angelina Jolie and George Clooney etc. - must have had the runs at some point. 
Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 10:16 PM BSTAnd don't forget to mention that women poo little scented pellets!
T'is true!
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 7 2009, 10:19 PM BSTBowels are a great leveller. It's a comforting thought to know that all the really good-looking people in the world - even Angelina Jolie and George Clooney etc. - must have had the runs at some point.
It's what helps me sleep at night.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 7 2009, 8:50 PM BSTHaving worked in A&E, I can assure you that girlies make skid marks too. And multi-coloured ones at that.
I can only imagine Ruby's horror when she reads this and finds out what's really at the end of a rainbow.
It would certainly be a boring world without men.
And they tell some terribly inappropriate, awful jokes, which I admit I find amusing. Sometimes they say what I am thinking, but I don't have the courage to say it. 
TTWEWM: Abreviation.
I have a feeling someones said that pisses them off in the TTPYO thread.
Quote: zooo @ October 7 2009, 8:49 PM BSTPathetic and overlong conversations about comic book characters.
Skid marks.
As a purveyor of both, I say 'good morning!'
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 6 2009, 10:42 AM BSTThe Proclaimers
We should be ashamed.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 3:08 PM BSThas anyone tried a Heston Blumenthal revamped one yet? Someone I know has and said the food was great.
I went in one a couple of times, but opted for the traditional fare.
Quote: Kenneth @ October 6 2009, 3:32 PM BSTHas the Little Chef improved over the past 13 years? It and the Happy Eater (or whatever it was called) were a bit of a blight on the English culinary landscape, although vastly preferable to McDonald's, Burger King, KFC and even Subway.
Happy Eater, ah, the memories.
I still have a Little Chef lolly on my desk from the last time I visited one. Should I eat it...?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 7 2009, 9:50 AM BSTAbsurdly large televisions.
Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I want a 50" Kuro. 
Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 2:05 PM BSTHow the hell did he do that? Batman has no powers. Superman is the man of steel. Technically, Superman outranks him on every front. Spiderman outranks him too. Even Bannanaman has more actual powers.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 2:24 PM BSTa capitalist/aristocratic/disproportionately balanced and unfair society.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2009, 2:29 PM BSTHolmes is worlds greatest detective surely.
I think you'll find it's Jonathan Creek. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2009, 10:49 PM BSTI can only imagine Ruby's horror when she reads this and finds out what's really at the end of a rainbow.
LOOL.
Quote: Aaron @ October 11 2009, 11:16 AM BSTI think you'll find it's Jonathan Creek.
Aww!