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"She stole sex from me"

Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 3:03 PM BST

Ok, maybe as guys we could ask ourselves this:

Some utterly gorgeous babe who we're really attracted to takes us back to her place. Once there, she throws us down on the bed and takes off our trousers - but wait! she's a bit kinky and puts a blindfold on us before sitting on top and doing the grinding stuff. When we're all done and panting and sighing nice sighs, she takes off the blindfold and we see she's put in her place her friend Olga, who is 25 stone, dribbles, is hairy, and has a face that looks like it's been repeatedly beaten by a pan.

So, how would you react to this?

Say, "John Lucas has had worse."

Laughing out loud

Seriously though, do you think it'd be rape?

Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 3:08 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Seriously though, do you think it'd be rape?

If she was wearing a big f**k off strap on and turned you over and split you open like a ripe peach, then yes, probably rape.

Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 3:05 PM BST

Say, "John Lucas has had worse."

Suits you, sir!

Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 3:08 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Seriously though, do you think it'd be rape?

Technically, of course it would.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 3:08 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Seriously though, do you think it'd be rape?

Wouldn't you noticed the difference? Especially if she was on top!

So is rape just about penetration? Would it just be maybe sexual assault then? Or just plain unlucky :P

Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 7 2009, 3:11 PM BST

Suits you, sir!

It did! But I've seen you shlepping about these boards with Matthew Stott and Tim Walker! Cheating hussy!

Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2009, 3:11 PM BST

Wouldn't you noticed the difference? Especially if she was on top!

Unimpressed

It's theoretical damn you!! :D

Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 3:08 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Seriously though, do you think it'd be rape?

Why does it have to be an unattractive woman for it to be rape? If it's sex you didn't agree to it's assault, whether you choose to press charges is a different matter.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 3:12 PM BST

So is rape just about penetration? Would it just be maybe sexual assault then?

Depends. Do you actually have sex with Olga?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 7 2009, 3:11 PM BST

Technically, of course it would.

Then I think the twins raped her, though I suppose B would be the rapist and A would be an accessory?

God it's like 5 live on here!

Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 3:14 PM BST

Depends. Do you actually have sex with Olga?

Yes, under the impression it was with the babe.

Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2009, 3:13 PM BST

Why does it have to be an unattractive woman for it to be rape? If it's sex you didn't agree to it's assault, whether you choose to press charges is a different matter.

Because if I'd said she was just as attractive everyone would've said they'd be just as happy, or something along those lines. I wanted a case in point that would be taken a bit seriously.

Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 2:40 PM BST

Phooey, young man! She consented to have sex with one twin, not both, is how I read it. And your reasoning would lead us to conclude that Rohypnol is merely chemical trickery.

No, now you are confusing the argument. She was in Ibiza looking for some holiday shagging and decided to sleep with someone who looked like Twin A - I doubt there was any serious emotional connection otherwise she would have spotted the difference between Twin A and Twin B straight away.

If the announcement hadn't been made at the nightclub, she would have never known the difference. It was the public humiliation that was the disagreeable part, not the sex. Which as we know, she fully consented to.

That is completely different from drugging someone into unconciousness and having sex with them against their will.

BTW, I wonder if any of the other women at the nightclub kicked up a fuss or did they also laugh at the poor tricked girl?

*puts on R.C mask and bones his g.f/wife*

Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2009, 3:24 PM BST

*puts on R.C mask and bones his g.f/wife*

Noooooooo, don't go there lol >_<

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