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Was this girl actually seen or featured in the show? Or was she just talked about?

Just talked about. It could all be bollocks. But still worthy of some sort of investigation, no doubt? I just hated their smug little faces as they told this "shitty" story. Pair of twats.

A case of this sort - involving a policeman in the US pretending to be his twin brother in order to have sex with a woman - is being treated as sexual assualt.

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local-beat/Twin-Trick-Results-in-Cops-Resignation-59388872.html

So where can we see this show? I've got Virgin, which section is it under?

Technically it is a bit rapey but it's not that bad really, she was none the wiser (till they told her anyway) and I am pretty sure she didn't suffer any of the phycological turmoil of real rape victims.
I think publicly anouncing they slept with the girl is more out of order.

Quote: Nogget @ October 7 2009, 2:33 PM BST

So where can we see this show? I've got Virgin, which section is it under?

Try "TV Choice" - "What's New" - "The Rude Season".

Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ October 7 2009, 2:35 PM BST

Technically it is a bit rapey but it's not that bad really, she was none the wiser (till they told her anyway) and I am pretty sure she didn't suffer any of the phycological turmoil of real rape victims.
I think publicly anouncing they slept with the girl is more out of order.

And you could argue they were encouraged to brag etc by educated middle-class producers who really should know better. They still sound like cretins, mind.

Unfortunately, she did consent to have sex with Twin B at the time. I know twins can be remarkably similar, so she wasn't raped as such, just tricked. After all she wanted to have sex with someone like Twin A and who could be more like Twin A then Twin B. (If that makes sense).

If she'd slept with a man who claimed he was rich, but it turned out he was dirt poor, could she claim rape?

Thank goodness there's no sex under false pretences law, otherwise we're all scuppered.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 7 2009, 2:38 PM BST

Unfortunately, she did consent to have sex with Twin B at the time. I know twins can be remarkably similar, so she wasn't raped as such, just tricked. After all she wanted to have sex with someone like Twin A and who could be more like Twin A then Twin B. (If that makes sense).

Phooey, young man! She consented to have sex with one twin, not both, is how I read it. And your reasoning would lead us to conclude that Rohypnol is merely chemical trickery.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 7 2009, 2:38 PM BST

If she'd slept with a man who claimed he was rich, but it turned out he was dirt poor, could she claim rape?

Laughing out loud WTF?

No, but she was consenting to have sex with one person and some other dirty bugger stuck his knob in, does that sound like consent?

Quote: Leevil @ October 7 2009, 2:41 PM BST

Laughing out loud WTF?

No, but she was consenting to have sex with one person and some other dirty bugger stuck his knob in, does that sound like consent?

Mind you, I wouldn't fancy being the twin having sloppy seconds.

Sick

Dirty bastards, probably not the first time they've felt each others cum on their knobs.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 7 2009, 2:38 PM BST

If she'd slept with a man who claimed he was rich, but it turned out he was dirt poor, could she claim rape?

I think it's different to pretend you're situation is different, as opposed to pretending you're a different person.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 7 2009, 2:38 PM BST

Thank goodness there's no sex under false pretences law, otherwise we're all scuppered.

Often it seems that they want to hear fabrications. I suppose it's more fun for some girls to imagine they're shagging a billionaire than a regular guy, even though they know that he might not be one.

What's the best lie anyone here has told? Or rather, what's the best one you've heard 'a friend' say?

Quote: Nogget @ October 7 2009, 2:44 PM BST

What's the best lie anyone here has told? Or rather, what's the best one you've heard 'a friend' say?

I once pretended to be my twin and had sex with the girl he bought back. She thought I was a millionaire, stupid bitch Laughing out loud

Ok, maybe as guys we could ask ourselves this:

Some utterly gorgeous babe who we're really attracted to takes us back to her place. Once there, she throws us down on the bed and takes off our trousers - but wait! she's a bit kinky and puts a blindfold on us before sitting on top and doing the grinding stuff. When we're all done and panting and sighing nice sighs, she takes off the blindfold and we see she's put in her place her friend Olga, who is 25 stone, dribbles, is hairy, and has a face that looks like it's been repeatedly beaten by a pan.

So, how would you react to this?

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