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Things That Wouldn't Exist Without Men... Page 12

And he (Superman) works for the man. He's just a civil servant.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2009, 2:13 PM BST

And he (Superman) works for the man. He's just a civil servant.

I thought he was a journalist? And where does Bruce Wayne's wealth come from?

Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 2:11 PM BST

I like that big fat cushion he wears around his neck.

Huh? Eh?

Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 2:14 PM BST

I thought he was a journalist? And where does Bruce Wayne's wealth come from?

Clark Kent is a journalist, Superman is a civil servant. Both are dull.

Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 2:14 PM BST

And where does Bruce Wayne's wealth come from?

His dead parents, and the company his father owned. Wayne Industries.

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Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 2:14 PM BST

I thought he was a journalist? And where does Bruce Wayne's wealth come from?

Yeah that's a point. He was only able to establish himself because of wealth. Batman couldn't have existed without all the benefits of a capitalist/aristocratic/disproportionately balanced and unfair society.
Had Mr Wayne's parents been local butchers or binmen, his crime-fighting outfit would've looked something more like the Del and Rodney version.

Practising fighting combos is always easier when not constrained by fabric. Errr

Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 2:24 PM BST

Had Mr Wayne's parents been local butchers or binmen, his crime-fighting outfit would've looked something more like the Del and Rodney version.

I doubt they would have been mugged and killed for lamb chops either.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 2:24 PM BST

Yeah that's a point. He was only able to establish himself because of wealth. Batman couldn't have existed without all the benefits of a capitalist/aristocratic/disproportionately balanced and unfair society.

And his massive brain, he's the worlds greatest detective. As well as not actually being real. :D

Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 7 2009, 2:17 PM BST

Huh? Eh?

I'm thinking of George "Wears a third testicle under his chin" Lucas! I'm always confusing you two!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 7 2009, 2:26 PM BST

And his massive brain, he's the worlds greatest detective. As well as not actually being real. :D

Holmes is worlds greatest detective surely. He is also not real. :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2009, 2:29 PM BST

Holmes is worlds greatest detective surely. He is also not real. :)

Maybe there should be a team-up series?

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2009, 2:29 PM BST

Holmes is worlds greatest detective surely.

Holmes is also in the past though, where as Batman is supposed to be around now.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 7 2009, 2:30 PM BST

Batman is supposed to be around now.

Although Batman always feels very noir.

This is a truely sad, geeky little discussion, isn't it? :D

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 7 2009, 2:30 PM BST

Maybe there should be a team-up series?

Oooh, get Guy Ritchie on the phone!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 7 2009, 2:31 PM BST

This is a truely sad, geeky little discussion, isn't it? :D

As opposed to what? This is the BCG. Home of sad, geeky discussions.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 7 2009, 2:31 PM BST

This is a truely sad, geeky little discussion, isn't it? :D

As opposed to all the other ones today, which have been far more edifying!

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