Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 7 2009, 1:51 PM BSTBatman would kick Spidermans skinny arse!
He so would not! Jeepers, no!
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Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 7 2009, 1:52 PM BST
He most definitely would, he even beat up Superman once!
Superman! Tch! 
Ah, the old 'who would kick whose arse in a fight' debates are truly the most male-centric thing in the universe. They definitely wouldn't exist in a world without men.
And it's not limited to superheroes, I've had several discussions down the pub including who would win in a fight between Britney and Madonna or which of the Seven Dwarfs would be the top arse kicker.
(BTW Batman would win because Bats is full of murderous revenge rage and would stomp Spidey as he's having an emo cry over yet another of his loved ones being bumped off by super villains.)
Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 1:45 PM BSTBatman is a gay. Spiderman is where it's at.
Batman is not gay! Robin is, and he likes to suck Bats of is all.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 7 2009, 1:52 PM BST
Would. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 7 2009, 1:59 PM BST(BTW Batman would win because Bats is full of murderous revenge rage and would stomp Spidey as he's having an emo cry over yet another of his loved ones being bumped off by super villains.)
That's fighting talk Carpark! Gloves off! (How big are you exactly?)
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2009, 2:03 PM BSTWould.
Damn it, I'm outnumbered.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 7 2009, 1:55 PM BSTHe most definitely would, he even beat up Superman once!
How the hell did he do that? Batman has no powers. Superman is the man of steel. Technically, Superman outranks him on every front. Spiderman outranks him too. Even Bannanaman has more actual powers.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 7 2009, 1:51 PM BSTBatman would kick Spidermans skinny arse!
Only if he cheated somehow. Like, I dunno, pretending to cry like a girl and then taking him by surprise.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 7 2009, 2:03 PM BST
Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 2:06 PM BST. Like, I dunno, pretending to cry like a girl and then taking him by surprise.
Then it's time to kick some back!
Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 2:05 PM BSTHow the hell did he do that? Batman has no powers. Superman is the man of steel. Technically, Superman outranks him on every front.
Because Batman is much smarter than Superman; you'd have to read the Dark Knight Returns to see how he actually did it. Basically it's not a straight fist fight.
John Lucas knows the truth.
Batman's shite, always bleating on about his dead parents. Superman lost his parents and his entire world. And he got over it just fine.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 2:08 PM BSTJohn Lucas knows the truth.
Damn straight, my friend, damn straight.
Quote: chipolata @ October 7 2009, 2:09 PM BSTSuperman lost his parents and his entire world. And he got over it just fine.
And is really very dull.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 7 2009, 2:09 PM BSTAnd is really very dull.
There is that.
Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 2:08 PM BSTJohn Lucas knows the truth.
I like that big fat cushion he wears around his neck.