Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 5:10 PM BSTCould I use robots?
You may use robots. 
Things That Wouldn't Exist Without Men... Page 10
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 5:13 PM BSTYou may use robots.
Can I order a Billy Idol (circa 1984), a Daniel Craig, a Ewan McGregor, a Sean Bean, a Jarvis Cocker and a Will Self please. (I think that's covered everything). No need for other men. 
Vindaloo. Surely it's only men who are ever stupid enough to order it? (Yes, I tried it once, managed about four mouthfulls. Ouch.)
A Hermaphrodite wouldn't exist without men, or at least men's bits.
Batman is pure testosterone. No woman could ever have figured out his manliness. It would be like a woman trying to write a Burt Renolds film. It can't be done. You ladies might all want a piece of the Burtman but you know he's all man all the way down to his film's rising action.
The phone-in debate about overseas ownership of Premiership football clubs on Five Live at the moment. Jesus! The world's most tedious men, one after another. Football would possibly exist without men, but football f**king phone-ins wouldn't. 
Penis pumps.
Superheroes.
Absurdly large televisions.
Some f**ker has just used the phrase "they're all prima donnas thesedays"...
*bangs head on table*
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 5:13 PM BSTYou may use robots.
A Batbot! That's from the 1960s, isn't it? Probably around the time he turned into a human fish.
That smell a room has after a man has slept in it.
Quote: Mannikin Bird @ October 7 2009, 12:52 PM BSTThat smell a room has after a man has slept in it.
How many times are you going to make me apologise for that?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 1:41 PM BSTDie Hard.
Die Hard 2
Quote: Curt @ October 7 2009, 3:46 AM BSTBatman is pure testosterone. No woman could ever have figured out his manliness. It would be like a woman trying to write a Burt Renolds film. It can't be done. You ladies might all want a piece of the Burtman but you know he's all man all the way down to his film's rising action.
Batman is a gay. Spiderman is where it's at.
Seem to be making this point a lot lately. You know who you are 
Quote: Mannikin Bird @ October 7 2009, 12:52 PM BSTThat smell a room has after a man has slept in it.
Is it you?
Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 1:45 PM BSTBatman is a gay. Spiderman is where it's at.
He certainly bloody well is. Oh yes!
Quote: Moonstone @ October 7 2009, 1:45 PM BSTBatman is a gay. Spiderman is where it's at.
Batman would kick Spidermans skinny arse!